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"These aren’t the droids you’re looking for."

Secret footage from Roswell, shows an alien and debris from a crashed UFO

'Oh great. Our luggage has been sent to Alpha Centauri.'

Hadrian's Wall

The Fall of Gnome

'Eve wants a second opinion about the apples.'

"Hold on - I need to tell the credit card company I'm going on a trip."

Two gamers play in a game arcade near a machine titled; 'Get a life'.

"I want to try other kinds of fruit."

Ukulelean abduction

A Giant at the Airport.

Does this mean we lose our security deposit?

'Good afternoon, Earthling -- I represent the 'Encyclopedia Galactica,' and....'

Astronaut Selfie.

''Adam and Eve'? -- then You're going ahead with the dualism idea?'

Serious business

The de-friending of Julius Caesar

'Actually, I find the destroying more satisfying than the nation-building.'

Eve puts her fig leaves on a washing line.

'There it is. Just above Orion's Pants.'

"I guess it's some kind of an orgy!"

'What Caesar doesn't understand is that all politics is local!'

Hadrian's Fence

Britain in 410AD

"Hey, everybody! Come, look! the odometer is about to roll over another 100,00 light years!"

'You don't need to be a rocket scientist to understand it but I am a rocket scientist.'

'It was a very friendly reception - the Democrats even registered me to vote!'

'Put it down, it's the captain's log.'

Stonehenge Bowling

"It was less of a probing and more of a home invasion."

No intelligent life to speak of, but great for a barbecue!