Galactic Empire Fan Gifts

"These aren’t the droids you’re looking for."

Secret footage from Roswell, shows an alien and debris from a crashed UFO

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Part Thirty Four

'Oh great. Our luggage has been sent to Alpha Centauri.'

Hadrian's Wall

I think this interleague play is getting out of hand.

The Fall of Gnome

'Eve wants a second opinion about the apples.'

"Hold on - I need to tell the credit card company I'm going on a trip."

Two gamers play in a game arcade near a machine titled; 'Get a life'.

"I want to try other kinds of fruit."

Ukulelean abduction

"I have designed us new, steam-powered space suits."

A Giant at the Airport.

Does this mean we lose our security deposit?

Astronaut Selfie.

'Good afternoon, Earthling -- I represent the 'Encyclopedia Galactica,' and....'

''Adam and Eve'? -- then You're going ahead with the dualism idea?'

'There it is. Just above Orion's Pants.'

The de-friending of Julius Caesar

'Actually, I find the destroying more satisfying than the nation-building.'

Serious business

Eve puts her fig leaves on a washing line.

"I guess it's some kind of an orgy!"

'What Caesar doesn't understand is that all politics is local!'

Britain in 410AD

Hadrian's Fence

'Put it down, it's the captain's log.'

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Part Seventeen

Stonehenge Bowling

'You don't need to be a rocket scientist to understand it but I am a rocket scientist.'

'It was a very friendly reception - the Democrats even registered me to vote!'

"Hey, everybody! Come, look! the odometer is about to roll over another 100,00 light years!"

"It was less of a probing and more of a home invasion."

No intelligent life to speak of, but great for a barbecue!