Gag Buff Pillows

'OK, who's that at the back not clowning around?'

"Stepping on the gown never works. They run faster without it."

Backfire

Sure, he likes it here - he's a cartoonist.

Cat Nip.

Grand Canyon. What's so great about the Grand Canyon?...Most of it's missing!

Self Service Restaurant: 'Where do you keep the eggs?'

'The meek shall inherit the Earth!'

The Seven Dwarfs After Therapy

Cheeze Wiz.

"We don't call them 'horns' anymore. They're interactive audio crash deterrent stimulators."

'He does lack social skills.'

For speedy operation and ease of control get a pony.

"Bloody hell!"

The Golfing Accident

Snowman with Happy Face Badge.

A bear is sat on an armchair with old man slippers.

"Until we get a bigger chart, we're estimating it's now about up to here."

"Is there a vegan option?"

Fishing line going in to water and then dropping down from sky at top of panel.

'Try and be pleasant dear, you don't want to alienate it.'

Cat Hecklers

"Beware of the frog"

"Halloween is the perfect time to land on Earth. Nobody will notice us and we can get free candy."

'Yes... but is he a good watch dog?'

'Sorry, but I'm arresting you for being in possession of an endangered wild coho salmon.'

Wedding disaster #27.

A man walks his dog wearing a cone.

"Britain's Got Talent is now in its tenth astonishingly brilliant year!"

'He's our new Bone Specialist!'

'This fish isn't tank broken - I want a refund!'

"And would you like flies with that?"

Man see a sign on door of Clayton's Jokes & Gags Shopee - 'Please Use Second Door To The Right'

Little girl hoses down walkway as Santa slips and falls

The perfect choice for president?... Stephen Colbert!