Gadget-loving Donor Pillows

Man donating to charity box with contactless card

"You created a robot to do your homework for you? Apparently, laziness is the mother of invention."

"String ... you mean it doesn't have a remote controller to operate it?"

"My online account predicts the things I should own, then buys them with my credit card. It�s very convenient, but I do now need to move to a larger house."

"I got a swiss army hook!"

"Careful. That house has a taser."

"The smart toaster is down, and it took our wifi, security cameras, and entertainment systems with it."

'This computer has a fast modem, the latest Pentium, increased RAM, a huge hard drive and broadband connections. Only one problem...slow pointer fingers.'

1 Only Smart Hammer Instructions

'My new cellphone has a 'self-help' program...'

'This is suppose to be progress.'

"Isn't there an app for this?"

"It's a GPS for busy executive mom. It tells you if your coming or going and when you'll get there!"

"You'll have to excuse my Stuart. He's just showing off his new drill.

"This isn't Dublin. It's not even Ireland. Repeat after me, dear: 'I'll never buy a second-hand sat nav as a bargain again.'"

"I don't know where to begin, each dish has its own app."

Robot surgery.

"Making us more mobile friendly didn't mean letting the general public use our car park, Smithers."

"We've made significant progress in T-shirt cannon technology."

"There you go Dad, now, instead of just thumping the ground, you can press the red button to raise the alarm..."

"The Bluetooth Special comes with a side order of Wi-Fi."

Nethead strip: Over doing the time spent on the computer

"It's the new self-driving model."

Automatic swing machine

"Sorry. My phone is on vibrate."

"Okay, who's been messing with the copy machine?"

"Home is where the WiFi is."

'I'm being punished. Nothing even remotely electronic for two weeks.'

"Life is so much easier since I brought the XL Robovax for Clive."