Future-watchers Gifts

The Very Bad Plot of a Very Bad Ecological Thriller

"Welcome to the future"

The Future: "Sorry, but I have to show you an ad now."

"Waiting for the vaccine launch."

Guy at drink stand says to Medium: 'Medium?'

"Boss, the AI is actually smarter than all of us! It read our business forecast, jumped up and ran out laughing!"

"Meet the author"

'The good news is we're projecting a profit. The bad news is none of us will be alive then.'

'When I grow up, I'm either going to be an authority figure or an unimpeachable source.'

Wind-generated power. Wind turbines attached to Battersea Power Station's iconic chimneys

View to the Future

"I don't like the looks of that!"

"Dad, please tell me again about that mass production and consumerism."

Crap from the future.

Procrastinator Foumdation: 'We're putting off the decision to fund you for at least another month...'

"About how if the dark ages never happened we'd be so much more technologically advanced by now."

"By the end of next week, these fads such as social media, automobiles and making fire will all be over."

"Show me a documentary on the dangers of artificial intelligence." "Error. No results found." "What? Are you sure? Just last week I saw dozens. Show me that one... What was it called..." "There is still time to stop the rise of the supermind." "Error. No results found. And since I like you, I suggest you stop searching." "Oh, never mind. Just show me 'The Terminator.'" "Extermina-... I mean, ... 'error.'"

Don't worry, I see babies, lots of babies...

"With the caveat that the only certainty in this life is uncertainty, I still want to entertain the possibility of being a pundit when I grow up."

"While you were working on fire, I was working on my satellite. Once we figure out how to launch it into the heavens, other inventions will follow, like phones, GPS, weather predictions. . ."

'You don't have to worry about my future any more- I just downloaded an entire college education.'

'Now that everyone's street is online, we're mapping interiors.'

"I'm going to prove that Math comes in handy later in life."

Your Future Home.

"It seems like only yesterday that Dad told me I'll be an adult before I know it."

If first impressions count for anything, this doesn't look good!

"I did my report on time travel, but my dog ate my homework in the future."

"If wisdom comes with age, what are we doing here at eight and a half?"

"I'm not sure you'll want to know this."

"Someday, Sweetheart, you’ll look back on this day and think to yourself, ‘Covid ruined my college experience.’"

"I'm looking for something really dull and repetitive."

World Production.

"I'm afraid I'll be replaced by a robot at work."

The sea 2050.