Future Tour De France Winner Gifts

A Young Indoor Cyclist

"Remember, kids, it's not winning that matters, it's getting a clean urine sample that's important."

Mighty Man Of Justice Is Born

'I think he's doing ok, the coach says he has the attention span of a goldfish.'

"There will be a winning team and a losing team. Are you OK with that?"

"I'm not old enough to drive yet, but mom says this is good practice."

It's okay -- I'm training for the 2020 Olympics.

'Isn't it time you started thinking about cars instead of horsie rides?'

"Well, I'm just saying, buying me a cheap used car for graduation is not going to teach me responsibility."

"Whether they are his first words or not - E.V.'s do not make that sound!"

"To save enough money to buy my lowrider, I figure I need to keep my summer job for...10,734 days."

'Billy! Set your homework aside and get down here. There's another basketball recruiter here to see you.'

'You'll never be the next Micheal Phelps if you don't start working on your breaststroke.'

'My long-range goal is to turn pro and lead the league in product endorsements.'

'I need both hands for steering.'

"‘How I Spent My Summer Vacation in a Freaking Gymnastics Camp and Nearly Broke My Neck,’ by Delia McConnell."

Boy asking for bathing machine to be taken out deep so he can dive in.

Kids playing ice hockey for a medal.

The young Michael Phelps: 'Just another four laps and I'll get out!'

"We won again, and guess what? A Russian oligarch wants to buy us!"

'If he starts early enough, he could be the next Rory Mcilroy.'

'Hi....I'm on my driving test....'

"I think he's going to be a bus driver - he loves cutting things up."

Your mother and I don't think the weekend lacrosse league is a good idea, Teddy. Why not? Too much driving. But I ride the school bus home from practice all week! Exactly! Our favorite mass transit vehicle! I can't wait to get my license!

'...so until you get your own place - you live by our rules!'

'No, Billy, their first baseman is messing with your head. You won't go to hell for stealing second.'

'These days my approach is to start with the Booker Prize acceptance speech and work backwards...'

"Sorry, son, but you're not old enough to drive my new car. But you are old enough to show me how to use its computer system."

'I've completed driver's ed, auto repair and sex ed. Now may I borrow the car?'

La Tour 2007.

"It's a bicycle. My dad lost our Christmas club money in Atlantic City so I won't get the rest of it until my birthday."

'Always watch the car behind the one in front of you.'

Tour de France champ Hendrik 'Joop' Zoetemelk

"For my birthday, my parents are giving me a driverless car that's always home by 10."

"I know I'm too young to drive. How about getting me a driverless car?"