Future Tour De France Winner Gifts

A Young Indoor Cyclist

"Remember, kids, it's not winning that matters, it's getting a clean urine sample that's important."

'I think he's doing ok, the coach says he has the attention span of a goldfish.'

"There will be a winning team and a losing team. Are you OK with that?"

"I'm not old enough to drive yet, but mom says this is good practice."

'Isn't it time you started thinking about cars instead of horsie rides?'

"Whether they are his first words or not - E.V.'s do not make that sound!"

"Well, I'm just saying, buying me a cheap used car for graduation is not going to teach me responsibility."

"To save enough money to buy my lowrider, I figure I need to keep my summer job for...10,734 days."

'Billy! Set your homework aside and get down here. There's another basketball recruiter here to see you.'

'You'll never be the next Micheal Phelps if you don't start working on your breaststroke.'

'My long-range goal is to turn pro and lead the league in product endorsements.'

'I need both hands for steering.'

Kids playing ice hockey for a medal.

Boy asking for bathing machine to be taken out deep so he can dive in.

"‘How I Spent My Summer Vacation in a Freaking Gymnastics Camp and Nearly Broke My Neck,’ by Delia McConnell."

"We won again, and guess what? A Russian oligarch wants to buy us!"

'Hi....I'm on my driving test....'

'If he starts early enough, he could be the next Rory Mcilroy.'

'...so until you get your own place - you live by our rules!'

"I think he's going to be a bus driver - he loves cutting things up."

'No, Billy, their first baseman is messing with your head. You won't go to hell for stealing second.'

"Sorry, son, but you're not old enough to drive my new car. But you are old enough to show me how to use its computer system."

'These days my approach is to start with the Booker Prize acceptance speech and work backwards...'

'I've completed driver's ed, auto repair and sex ed. Now may I borrow the car?'

"For my birthday, my parents are giving me a driverless car that's always home by 10."

"It's a bicycle. My dad lost our Christmas club money in Atlantic City so I won't get the rest of it until my birthday."

'Always watch the car behind the one in front of you.'

La Tour 2007.

"I know I'm too young to drive. How about getting me a driverless car?"

'If he's going to be another 'Tiger' he has to start young.'