Tour De France Gifts

Tour de France

Miguel Indurain

La Tour 2007.

Tour de France champ Lucien Petit-Breton.

'Are you sure that's the right map?'

'The ghost walks this passage every night Monday to Friday. He has weekends off.'

"First aid box, puncture repair kit, mobile phone, energy bars and plenty of liquids; I think that's all eventualities covered..."

"I've never heard of it, either, but nothing ventured, nothing gained, I always say!"

Bringing Your Child To The Bicycle Race

'Why, thank you. When they started the vineyard five generations ago, I heard they were shooting for freakin' awesome.'

Knight in shining Lycra!

Grand Escargot at a Parisian Eatery.

'This is the fun part...waiting to find out just what we've ordered.

Bradley Wiggins

"Yes, but this one is made of Chiclets."

'And, at those prices, we have two wheel well seats available.'

'I think we have some stowaways.'

Man biking with an enormous amount of things on his back.

Chris Froome

That private little woodland walk you used to love now with a: Visitors' Experience Centre!

Ordering Food At A French Restaurant.

Somewhere in France: The Fabric of Daily French Life Is On Display

'What?! Not even one of you wants to see how they're made?'

'Well, they're just like your mom's cookies if your mom is a 35 ton, multi-unit dough extruder.'

'The yeast cells are flocculating? - I don't think the kids are ready for that.'

"Now we're leaving the hall of stuff we stole from other cultures and entering the hall of stuff we paid too much for."

Let's see...number 61...the painting's name is 'Calamity'.

'And here on our left you see the sugary cereal aisle...a real crowd pleaser!'

'Of course he's smiling. In your best high school French, you just ordered Champagne for the entire hotel.'

Whale Watch Tours.

"If three coins in the Trevi fountain will work, why not lots?"

Travel Scenes

Tour de France champ Fausto Coppi

"You'd think over the years one or two of them would catch on."

Placier.