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When I was young I couldn't wait to get my teeth into some work...now I work to get some teeth.

"There's your son's heartbeat, and over here is the app he's developing."

A child runs an equity stand.

"If it's all the same to you, I'd like my allowance in bitcoins."

'This is where I keep my investment portfolio.'

'Your future looks charming.'

'If you don't learn how to sign your name, you'll have to pay cash!'

"We've decided to diversify our funds on some candy!"

"Let's take it again from the top...but this time with more fillings."

"My husband Frank still has all his own teeth...he keeps them in that jar over the fireplace!"

"Want to trade banks with me?"

'I follow my dad's stocks so I know when to ask for an allowance increase.'

"I know your dad's a hedge fund manager, Amber, but you don't need a bigger piece of paper to draw a picture of your house."

'...and help my parents to pick the right mutual funds in my portfolio for my education...'

'We're going to take a financial risk.'

'He's so spoilt, he has his pocket money paid into a Swiss bank account.'

'Of course the tooth fairy never came. Those were your Grandma's false teeth you put under your pillow.'

Girl holding money.

The Economy Discovers FFF!

"Tooth fairy funds may seem consistent, and birthday money stable, but you really need to consider diversification of your portfolio."

"You have $3,098 in the bank? I'm impressed! So...do you think about investing it?"

"...I want to find out whether there's any truth in the belief that money can't buy happiness."

'Agreed, 'Laplace Algebra Matrix Expansion' is a good topic, but we'd better find a better acronym if we want to secure a Research Grant...'

'Do you have any denture friendly sandwiches?'

'At least you're not going to have to worry about your denture adhesive anymore.'

"Someday my grant will come."

'Junior, if you don't do your homework and stop daytrading, we'll have to freeze your assets!'

"I'll look into it, but you're still in the first grade. Normally, they don't give student loans until you're in college."

Boy who has been to the dentist

'I already know about the birds and the bees. Tell me about investing my allowance for capital appreciation.'

"Based on the economy and your rate of savings, I've updated your retirement projections."