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"We're practicing our bad penmanship. In case we want to become doctors some day."

'Will you raise my allowance? I want to play doctor but can't afford the malpractice insurance.'

"When I grow up, I want to go into medicine and help people who can pay out of pocket."

'Take two tootsie rolls and call me in the morning.'

Little Doctor meets Little Geneticists.

MEDICAL SCHOOL, 'I didn't know you COULD specialize in insurance.'

Little doctor.

"Here...let me call an expert...someone who knows about these things."

"You always get to be the therapist! I never get to be the therapist!"

"My daughter tells me you want to become a doctor."

'It's too early to say but my lad may be good enough to swim professionally.'

"He wants to be a plastic surgeon when he grows up."

'Well Mimi, what's it going to be...medicine or the cello?'

'The doctor will be with you shortly, he's finishing medical school.'

'That's the diagnosis of my diagnostic desktop. If you want a second opinion, I'll ask my diagnostic tablet.'

'We're playing doctor ??" Billy's the anesthetist.'

Young Doctor, Young Nurse, Young Undertaker

"You'll never make it as a doctor with handwriting like this. I understood every word."

"Before you grade my test, keep in mind, my dream is to become a wealthy doctor, just like my available father"

The importance of paying attention in med school.

"Bad news, Dad—you're brain-dead!"

"There's a cure—but it's light-years away."

'Maggots.' - playing doctor

'Let's play doctor. You be the primary care giver and I'll be the doctor you refer patients to.'

"Let's take off all their personal protective equipment."

"There is a medical use for marijuana. I sold it to pay my tuition at medical school."

'I'm sorry, Maam, but medical science still has a lot to learn about missing arms.'

'I have her registered in a pre-med nursery program.'

'Oh for heaven's sake, Jim... all he wants to do is perform a vasectomy on you.'

'I got an 'F' in penmanship, but it doesn't matter. I plan on becoming a doctor.'

Doctor's poker.

Anatomy.

Medical students learning how to perform a prostate examination.

'Yes, yes, yes, now seriously, what can we do to improve our health?'

"Sick? You're not sick! The money I owe on my student loans... now that's sick!"