Future Curious Gifts

'You don't have to worry about my future any more- I just downloaded an entire college education.'

You will go on a trip.

'I'm afraid the rest of your life will be dull and uneventful too.

'I see love... health... but as for money, it's up to you, pal!'

"Welcome to the future"

The Future: "Sorry, but I have to show you an ad now."

Valuable business advice from some famous disruptive technologies.

Guy at drink stand says to Medium: 'Medium?'

"Waiting for the vaccine launch."

"Actually, I'm hoping what I'm going to be when I grow up hasn't been invented yet."

"Boss, the AI is actually smarter than all of us! It read our business forecast, jumped up and ran out laughing!"

"Meet the author"

"Fred's calculating what future natural catastrophes he can ignore based on his probably life span."

'The good news is we're projecting a profit. The bad news is none of us will be alive then.'

'When I grow up, I'm either going to be an authority figure or an unimpeachable source.'

Wind-generated power. Wind turbines attached to Battersea Power Station's iconic chimneys

"Dad, please tell me again about that mass production and consumerism."

"I don't like the looks of that!"

View to the Future

Crap from the future.

Artifishial Intelligence

"By the end of next week, these fads such as social media, automobiles and making fire will all be over."

"With the caveat that the only certainty in this life is uncertainty, I still want to entertain the possibility of being a pundit when I grow up."

Don't worry, I see babies, lots of babies...

"I fear one day our jobs will be taken over by technology."

"Show me a documentary on the dangers of artificial intelligence." "Error. No results found." "What? Are you sure? Just last week I saw dozens. Show me that one... What was it called..." "There is still time to stop the rise of the supermind." "Error. No results found. And since I like you, I suggest you stop searching." "Oh, never mind. Just show me 'The Terminator.'" "Extermina-... I mean, ... 'error.'"

"While you were working on fire, I was working on my satellite. Once we figure out how to launch it into the heavens, other inventions will follow, like phones, GPS, weather predictions. . ."

"About how if the dark ages never happened we'd be so much more technologically advanced by now."

"I used to want to be an astronaut, but now I think I'd rather be a billionaire space tourist."

'Now that everyone's street is online, we're mapping interiors.'

"I had that nightmare again where everyone found out I'm in my late thirties and still have no idea how the stock market works."

"I'm going to prove that Math comes in handy later in life."

"Someday, Sweetheart, you’ll look back on this day and think to yourself, ‘Covid ruined my college experience.’"

"I did my report on time travel, but my dog ate my homework in the future."

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