Future Curious T-Shirts

'You don't have to worry about my future any more- I just downloaded an entire college education.'

'I'm afraid the rest of your life will be dull and uneventful too.

'I see love... health... but as for money, it's up to you, pal!'

"Welcome to the future"

The Future: "Sorry, but I have to show you an ad now."

Valuable business advice from some famous disruptive technologies.

Guy at drink stand says to Medium: 'Medium?'

"Waiting for the vaccine launch."

"Actually, I'm hoping what I'm going to be when I grow up hasn't been invented yet."

"Fred's calculating what future natural catastrophes he can ignore based on his probably life span."

"Meet the author"

"Boss, the AI is actually smarter than all of us! It read our business forecast, jumped up and ran out laughing!"

'The good news is we're projecting a profit. The bad news is none of us will be alive then.'

'When I grow up, I'm either going to be an authority figure or an unimpeachable source.'

Wind-generated power. Wind turbines attached to Battersea Power Station's iconic chimneys

"I don't like the looks of that!"

"Dad, please tell me again about that mass production and consumerism."

View to the Future

Crap from the future.

Artifishial Intelligence

"With the caveat that the only certainty in this life is uncertainty, I still want to entertain the possibility of being a pundit when I grow up."

"I fear one day our jobs will be taken over by technology."

"By the end of next week, these fads such as social media, automobiles and making fire will all be over."

Don't worry, I see babies, lots of babies...

"While you were working on fire, I was working on my satellite. Once we figure out how to launch it into the heavens, other inventions will follow, like phones, GPS, weather predictions. . ."

"About how if the dark ages never happened we'd be so much more technologically advanced by now."

"Show me a documentary on the dangers of artificial intelligence." "Error. No results found." "What? Are you sure? Just last week I saw dozens. Show me that one... What was it called..." "There is still time to stop the rise of the supermind." "Error. No results found. And since I like you, I suggest you stop searching." "Oh, never mind. Just show me 'The Terminator.'" "Extermina-... I mean, ... 'error.'"

"I used to want to be an astronaut, but now I think I'd rather be a billionaire space tourist."

'Now that everyone's street is online, we're mapping interiors.'

"I had that nightmare again where everyone found out I'm in my late thirties and still have no idea how the stock market works."

"I'm going to prove that Math comes in handy later in life."

"I'm not sure you'll want to know this."

Your Future Home.

"I did my report on time travel, but my dog ate my homework in the future."

"Someday, Sweetheart, you’ll look back on this day and think to yourself, ‘Covid ruined my college experience.’"