Future Bed Fanatic Gifts

'I just hope you're as eager to go shopping after we get married...'

No, I didn't know they were going to cut the office furniture budget in half.

"Get... a-nother room!"

Name one serious woodworker who doesn't use state of the art kit. Thomas Chippendale.

Four Common Lampshade Mistakes and How To Avoid Them.

'This one's good if you like to toss and turn all night.'

'I had no idea Ikea had been around so long.'

Unfinished Funiture Store.

'I just finished the floors, so they better stay clean!'

"Hello - I'm from the future..."

"We come from the future and just want to say: Hey, thanks for the planet!"

'I'd like to match this credenza.'

"Attention, everyone! I'd like to introduce the newest member of our family."

Leda knew it was serious when the visited Ikea together.

"Elon Musk is buying rope and walnuts."

"Why does the chair always get to chair these meetings?"

"Pretty cushy, am I right?"

'I just invented the 'chair' - It relieves lower back pain!'

Auctioneer: 'Sold to the lady whose husband just walked out!'

"My father was a Brexit negotiator and his father before him..."

"We're having a special today on bright futures."

"I really like this one – but I'm afraid of getting hurt again."

'I can't say what the market's going to do, but you're going to have fourteen children.'

Futuristic Teenagers.

They say animals have the sixth sense and the talent to look into the future...

"Oh, we've got to nip this little trick in the bud right away."

"The humans would have really enjoyed this."

"I know I'm going to get older - but how much?"

"Sometimes it's hard to believe all this was formed by natural erosion."

"It's also a flat-bed scanner."

"it appears I'm being relocated"

'We do have a property in your price range, but we need a time machine to go back and visit it!'

'He thinks there's an evil robot from the future in his closet.'

"I see you naked. A beautiful young woman is leaning over you... Oh, hang on. She's performing your autopsy."

Futons/Futoffs