Future Bed Fanatic T-Shirts

'I just hope you're as eager to go shopping after we get married...'

Name one serious woodworker who doesn't use state of the art kit. Thomas Chippendale.

"Get... a-nother room!"

Four Common Lampshade Mistakes and How To Avoid Them.

'This one's good if you like to toss and turn all night.'

'I had no idea Ikea had been around so long.'

Unfinished Funiture Store.

'I just finished the floors, so they better stay clean!'

"We come from the future and just want to say: Hey, thanks for the planet!"

'I'd like to match this credenza.'

"Hello - I'm from the future..."

"Attention, everyone! I'd like to introduce the newest member of our family."

"Elon Musk is buying rope and walnuts."

Leda knew it was serious when the visited Ikea together.

"Why does the chair always get to chair these meetings?"

'I just invented the 'chair' - It relieves lower back pain!'

Auctioneer: 'Sold to the lady whose husband just walked out!'

"My father was a Brexit negotiator and his father before him..."

"I really like this one – but I'm afraid of getting hurt again."

"We're having a special today on bright futures."

"Sometimes it's hard to believe all this was formed by natural erosion."

"The humans would have really enjoyed this."

Futuristic Teenagers.

"Oh, we've got to nip this little trick in the bud right away."

They say animals have the sixth sense and the talent to look into the future...

'I can't say what the market's going to do, but you're going to have fourteen children.'

"I know I'm going to get older - but how much?"

"It's also a flat-bed scanner."

"it appears I'm being relocated"

'We do have a property in your price range, but we need a time machine to go back and visit it!'

"I see you naked. A beautiful young woman is leaning over you... Oh, hang on. She's performing your autopsy."

'He thinks there's an evil robot from the future in his closet.'

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