Future-proof Fanatic T-Shirts

'After the first few floods our insurance company insisted we future-proof the house.'

"I'm afraid your Apple goggles aren't compatible with your X brain implant."

"Hello - I'm from the future..."

"We come from the future and just want to say: Hey, thanks for the planet!"

"Elon Musk is buying rope and walnuts."

Oh, the armor is state of the art

'Make it a microbrew, Jake! I've gone organic!'

"My father was a Brexit negotiator and his father before him..."

"We're having a special today on bright futures."

"The humans would have really enjoyed this."

"My self-driving car is wintering in Florida."

Futuristic Teenagers.

Look at it this way: You're changing the future of the nation...one diaper at a time!

"I know I'm going to get older - but how much?"

'I can't say what the market's going to do, but you're going to have fourteen children.'

They say animals have the sixth sense and the talent to look into the future...

'We do have a property in your price range, but we need a time machine to go back and visit it!'

'Don't throw the little silicon chips away -- we may find a use for them someday.'

"I see you naked. A beautiful young woman is leaning over you... Oh, hang on. She's performing your autopsy."

'He thinks there's an evil robot from the future in his closet.'

"I'm in a bad mood today: sit down!"

Taking to the sky...

"Out today due to foreseen circumstances."

Mystic Writes 2014 Diary

'Someone must have stolen your identity. Your fingerprints are missing.'

"I'll have to cance your appointment for next Friday. I'm going to be sick in bed with the flu."

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In the Year 2525

Philip Kindred Dick

"Why are smart systems so stupid?"

"Why do you need to know if I've made a will?"

Driverless Car

'7 new planets discovered like Earth..' 'When do we leave?'

"Stick to it. There's a future in cryogenics."

'Don't throw the little silicon chips away -- we may find a use for them someday.'