Future-proof Fanatic Pillows

'After the first few floods our insurance company insisted we future-proof the house.'

"I'm afraid your Apple goggles aren't compatible with your X brain implant."

"We come from the future and just want to say: Hey, thanks for the planet!"

"Hello - I'm from the future..."

"Elon Musk is buying rope and walnuts."

'Make it a microbrew, Jake! I've gone organic!'

"My father was a Brexit negotiator and his father before him..."

"We're having a special today on bright futures."

They say animals have the sixth sense and the talent to look into the future...

"My self-driving car is wintering in Florida."

'I can't say what the market's going to do, but you're going to have fourteen children.'

"The humans would have really enjoyed this."

"I know I'm going to get older - but how much?"

Look at it this way: You're changing the future of the nation...one diaper at a time!

Futuristic Teenagers.

'We do have a property in your price range, but we need a time machine to go back and visit it!'

'Don't throw the little silicon chips away -- we may find a use for them someday.'

'He thinks there's an evil robot from the future in his closet.'

"I see you naked. A beautiful young woman is leaning over you... Oh, hang on. She's performing your autopsy."

Taking to the sky...

"I'm in a bad mood today: sit down!"

"Out today due to foreseen circumstances."

'Someone must have stolen your identity. Your fingerprints are missing.'

Mystic Writes 2014 Diary

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"I'll have to cance your appointment for next Friday. I'm going to be sick in bed with the flu."

"Why do you need to know if I've made a will?"

Driverless Car

'7 new planets discovered like Earth..' 'When do we leave?'

'How optimistic are you about the future?'

'Don't throw the little silicon chips away -- we may find a use for them someday.'

"Stick to it. There's a future in cryogenics."