Future-proofers Pillows

"...if you set aside 2% of your salary for your pension you can retire at 97."

'I have this fear of the real world...'

Valuable business advice from some famous disruptive technologies.

"Actually, I'm hoping what I'm going to be when I grow up hasn't been invented yet."

Squirrel putting nuts in a safe box.

"I used to want to be an astronaut, but now I think I'd rather be a billionaire space tourist."

'I see you in five years from now, you're still coming to see me. Do you want me to book the appointments in advance?'

The 2024 Deepfake awards

"What the hell happened to this town?"

"No, not that button!"

Child walking with balloon which represents global warming.

The Year 3010: Dismantling the now so out of date human model.

"Here's what we've accomplished so far"

"I think the scientists want us to realize our world is warming and do something before future generations can't live here anymore, but it's tough to focus when cheese is so good."

"This is Matt with your five day forecast, on location."

"I'm you, from the future, here to deliver a witty comeback line."

'before you say 'all this will be yours', I don't want it.'

"Come climate change, you could find yourself sitting beach-front on the French riviera."

The Future

'Waiter, there's going to be a fly in my soup!'

'I'm looking for a short synopsis of the future in digital format.'

'We'd like to christen him 2GR4T7VXS35. That way it'll be easier for him to get his own web domain name when he's older.'

"We must gut these environmental laws!"

"Someday, God willing, they'll bring the stars down to our eye level so we don't have to strain our necks."

"A few more light-years?!! That's what you said 15 minutes ago, Dad!"

"I see a wild celebration...I see music, dancing, much food and revelry! . . . I see - oops!! Sorry....wrong party."

'Does N.A.S.A. give frequent flyer miles?'

Alien spaceship gets tangled in a kite.

"With his augmented reality headset he's actually eating in a five star restaurant."