Future-proofers Gifts

"...if you set aside 2% of your salary for your pension you can retire at 97."

'I have this fear of the real world...'

Valuable business advice from some famous disruptive technologies.

"Actually, I'm hoping what I'm going to be when I grow up hasn't been invented yet."

Squirrel putting nuts in a safe box.

"I used to want to be an astronaut, but now I think I'd rather be a billionaire space tourist."

'I see you in five years from now, you're still coming to see me. Do you want me to book the appointments in advance?'

His verbal skills are developing, but his motor skills are very advanced. (Originally published on 2009-02-01).

The 2024 Deepfake awards

"What the hell happened to this town?"

"I feel all tingly."

Child walking with balloon which represents global warming.

"No, not that button!"

"I'm you, from the future, here to deliver a witty comeback line."

'before you say 'all this will be yours', I don't want it.'

"This is Matt with your five day forecast, on location."

The Very Bad Plot of a Very Bad Ecological Thriller

"Hi. We're from the future."

"I think the scientists want us to realize our world is warming and do something before future generations can't live here anymore, but it's tough to focus when cheese is so good."

The Year 3010: Dismantling the now so out of date human model.

"Here's what we've accomplished so far"

'We'd like to christen him 2GR4T7VXS35. That way it'll be easier for him to get his own web domain name when he's older.'

The Future

"I am fully functional again!"

'I'm looking for a short synopsis of the future in digital format.'

"Come climate change, you could find yourself sitting beach-front on the French riviera."

'Waiter, there's going to be a fly in my soup!'

"I see a wild celebration...I see music, dancing, much food and revelry! . . . I see - oops!! Sorry....wrong party."

"Someday, God willing, they'll bring the stars down to our eye level so we don't have to strain our necks."

'Does N.A.S.A. give frequent flyer miles?'

Alien spaceship gets tangled in a kite.

"A few more light-years?!! That's what you said 15 minutes ago, Dad!"

"We must gut these environmental laws!"

"With his augmented reality headset he's actually eating in a five star restaurant."

Welcome To The Psychic Convention.