Future Bar Owner Pillows

"I'm just trying to keep the business going until I can get my liquor license."

'Men are like fragments of soap... they get together in bars!'

'Well, gotta get up early and start drinking again.'

"A pint! I'll need proof, and that's human years, not dog years!"

Beer Stall

Shaken not stirred

Best Before 5th Pint.

"It's a new countertop draft system for craft beer!"

"It's kind of sweet when they're all settled in like this."

'You shouldn't knock them back so quickly.'

"Stranger, you're sitting in the boss's personal spot. That's why they moved the dart board over your head."

You said you wanted beer with hops !

"... And to this day, she still blames the dog!"

Traditional Ale - Traditional Drunk

The Reaper's Arms

'Looks like a good day fah haulin' lobstah, eh, Pauley?...Let's just say it became a good day fah drinkin'...'

"Quick, I need a drink. Someone just called me Ma'am."

Bar: Now serving 24 hours - 'I want to get as wasted as you look.'

"Every night the same gets legless, swearin 'n' fightin' then slumps into a stupor. . ."

'I'm sorry, we don't serve spirits.'

'I'm having trouble with my drinking. Arthritis in my elbow.'

"It's really important to me, as an artist, to make you feel like drinking more than usual so I get hired back."

Brew 'N' Brouhaha

'You'll find it has a bouquet reminiscent of cherries and chocolate, a silky texture and best of all, for me, a 72% gross margin.'

Dinner at the Jolly Sandboys (opening to Ch 19)

"It's from the local micro brewery..."

'I'm into natural foods, Joe -- give me a martini with a soybean in it.'

The Endangered Species: Your Local Pub

'I can't find a dry martini anywhere.'

If bar stools were like playground swings...