Future Auto Specialist Gifts

'I plan on becoming an auto mechanic when I grow up. Would you settle for an estimate?'

"Take me to your mechanic."

'Isn't it time you started thinking about cars instead of horsie rides?'

Dave's Discount Auto Repair...only an arm or a leg, not both!

'If I was this car I wouldn't let you in the drivers seat!'

"To save enough money to buy my lowrider, I figure I need to keep my summer job for...10,734 days."

"Well, I'm just saying, buying me a cheap used car for graduation is not going to teach me responsibility."

'So, a bailout is like a Ponzi scheme for automakers?'

"Whether they are his first words or not - E.V.'s do not make that sound!"

Rust test in progress.

Professor Freely's new alternative fuel source did have its drawbacks.

Volkswagen Scandal

Electric car

General Motors.

Natural gas

The American Nightmare.

A world choked with people mindlessly on the move

"Tesla's founder Elon Musk launched his spacex rocket today with a successful pinpoint return to earth. . . General motors said it would rebuild its plant and start again from scratch."

Car robbers foiled by mousetraps surrounding a car.

'It's an '07 model. I JUST finished putting it together.'

'Well, it wasn't the motor -- I'll try replacing the other stuff.'

'...so until you get your own place - you live by our rules!'

Your mother and I don't think the weekend lacrosse league is a good idea, Teddy. Why not? Too much driving. But I ride the school bus home from practice all week! Exactly! Our favorite mass transit vehicle! I can't wait to get my license!

'Things are going from bad to worse in the auto industry.'

"I think he's going to be a bus driver - he loves cutting things up."

"When was the last time you started her up?"

'I'm after a longer dipstick. This one doesn't reach the oil anymore.'

'I've completed driver's ed, auto repair and sex ed. Now may I borrow the car?'

'Edward the car won't start!'

"Sorry, son, but you're not old enough to drive my new car. But you are old enough to show me how to use its computer system."

Peak oil and the limited future of petrol cars.

OBSOLETE: Any state of the art vehicle you bought last week for mega bucks.

"For my birthday, my parents are giving me a driverless car that's always home by 10."

Toy repair.

"I can fit you in Yesterday."