Future Auto Specialist Pillows

'I plan on becoming an auto mechanic when I grow up. Would you settle for an estimate?'

"Take me to your mechanic."

'Isn't it time you started thinking about cars instead of horsie rides?'

"To save enough money to buy my lowrider, I figure I need to keep my summer job for...10,734 days."

"Whether they are his first words or not - E.V.'s do not make that sound!"

'If I was this car I wouldn't let you in the drivers seat!'

Dave's Discount Auto Repair...only an arm or a leg, not both!

'So, a bailout is like a Ponzi scheme for automakers?'

"Well, I'm just saying, buying me a cheap used car for graduation is not going to teach me responsibility."

Rust test in progress.

Electric car

Professor Freely's new alternative fuel source did have its drawbacks.

Natural gas

A world choked with people mindlessly on the move

'It's an '07 model. I JUST finished putting it together.'

Car robbers foiled by mousetraps surrounding a car.

"Tesla's founder Elon Musk launched his spacex rocket today with a successful pinpoint return to earth. . . General motors said it would rebuild its plant and start again from scratch."

'Well, it wasn't the motor -- I'll try replacing the other stuff.'

'...so until you get your own place - you live by our rules!'

'Things are going from bad to worse in the auto industry.'

"I think he's going to be a bus driver - he loves cutting things up."

'I'm after a longer dipstick. This one doesn't reach the oil anymore.'

"When was the last time you started her up?"

'I've completed driver's ed, auto repair and sex ed. Now may I borrow the car?'

'Edward the car won't start!'

"Sorry, son, but you're not old enough to drive my new car. But you are old enough to show me how to use its computer system."

Toy repair.

OBSOLETE: Any state of the art vehicle you bought last week for mega bucks.

Peak oil and the limited future of petrol cars.

"I can fit you in Yesterday."

'Always watch the car behind the one in front of you.'

"For my birthday, my parents are giving me a driverless car that's always home by 10."