Fuse Enthusiast Gifts

"I couldn't find the problem so I've relabelled it instead."

'I think your father's had one of his big ideas...'

Four Common Lampshade Mistakes and How To Avoid Them.

Biceps, muscles and brawn

'The Easter Bunny has started outsourcing to us.'

'It's more festive-looking!'

'Please Henderson - Not another one of your bright ideas!'

BOOKS ON VIDEO/BOOKS ON TAPE/READ YOUR OWN.

"Bad news. Our heads aren't lightbulbs."

"We were running late, so my mom faxed me to school."

GLOO!

Early Scientific Fraud: Young Thomas Edison Tried to Pass off a Container Filled with Fireflies as an Incandescent Bulb.

Psychiatry. Everything seems so dark and gloomy! I just think you need an outlet!

'What? When you cross a footballer with a mythical creature? A centaur forward!'

"And God said, 'Let there be light.'" "CFL, incandescent or LED?"

How cartoons are helping the environment.

"Following our merger with Easter, you will, of course, have additional responsibilities."

'Environmentalist!'

'Well, it's just like they say, Fred. When all you have is a laser-driven plasma cathode injector, everything looks like an inertial confinement fusion experiment.'

'Joe said he had some special bulbs.'

"I'm afraid Mr. Edison is too busy to discuss your idea what you at this time. Please call again, Mr Fluorescent."

In the quiet moments that followed, Thomas Edison explores the full impact of his invention.

'Guy Fawkes and trick or treat - two for the price of one for one night only - please give generously.'

"You want the genie...I'm the genius of the lamp."

Scuba Skater

'So you think you're a 20 watt lightbulb! Not very bright, are you?'

Fusion Research Lab. Come together. Right now.

"I've reduced our carbon footprint and replaced all our bulbs with energy efficient low wattage ones."

'ALP Electric Company'

Orange-Making Light Bulbs

"I have to commend you for your ability to focus."

It is hip to put a lampshade on your head at a party only if it is an art lamp.

"Lord, if my prayers are pleasing to Thee, please confirm by fax."

Santa Claus

High wattage refrigerator bulb cooks food - "Moira, can we get a lower-wattage bulb in here?...this food's all cooked."