Fuse Enthusiast Mugs

"I couldn't find the problem so I've relabelled it instead."

'I think your father's had one of his big ideas...'

Four Common Lampshade Mistakes and How To Avoid Them.

Biceps, muscles and brawn

'The Easter Bunny has started outsourcing to us.'

BOOKS ON VIDEO/BOOKS ON TAPE/READ YOUR OWN.

'Please Henderson - Not another one of your bright ideas!'

'It's more festive-looking!'

"We were running late, so my mom faxed me to school."

"Bad news. Our heads aren't lightbulbs."

GLOO!

Early Scientific Fraud: Young Thomas Edison Tried to Pass off a Container Filled with Fireflies as an Incandescent Bulb.

'What? When you cross a footballer with a mythical creature? A centaur forward!'

"And God said, 'Let there be light.'" "CFL, incandescent or LED?"

How cartoons are helping the environment.

'Environmentalist!'

'Joe said he had some special bulbs.'

'Well, it's just like they say, Fred. When all you have is a laser-driven plasma cathode injector, everything looks like an inertial confinement fusion experiment.'

"I'm afraid Mr. Edison is too busy to discuss your idea what you at this time. Please call again, Mr Fluorescent."

In the quiet moments that followed, Thomas Edison explores the full impact of his invention.

Scuba Skater

'Guy Fawkes and trick or treat - two for the price of one for one night only - please give generously.'

"You want the genie...I'm the genius of the lamp."

'So you think you're a 20 watt lightbulb! Not very bright, are you?'

'ALP Electric Company'

"I've reduced our carbon footprint and replaced all our bulbs with energy efficient low wattage ones."

"I have to commend you for your ability to focus."

Santa Claus

"Lord, if my prayers are pleasing to Thee, please confirm by fax."

High wattage refrigerator bulb cooks food - "Moira, can we get a lower-wattage bulb in here?...this food's all cooked."

It is hip to put a lampshade on your head at a party only if it is an art lamp.

"I believe you wanted a light bulb changed."