Fax Enthusiast Mugs

"Lord, if my prayers are pleasing to Thee, please confirm by fax."

'No, I'm not stranded. This is the only place I could find that has no distractions.'

"Can we please just stick to the core business?"

Biceps, muscles and brawn

"Hurry, stop him!" (Dog running off with bone from man's x-ray).

'Your cat scan looks fine, your pet scan looks fine, your MRI looks fine, but your insurance reimbursement doesn't look fine.'

"Well, I've emailed, faxed, and phoned Dobson. Maybe I should just walk down the hall and talk to him..."

'He's faxing like there's no tomorrow.'

It's to stop you getting side-tracked.

'Good News. Further x-rays revealed the big shadow on your lung to your stomach.'

Are you able to concentrate on your work? My mind wanders a lot but fortunately it's too weak to go very far.

"We were running late, so my mom faxed me to school."

"What is it Doc, I can handle it."

John Newman

'Ask about our daily sermon by fax plan.'

'Yes we do have health benefits, but read the fine print. You're only allowed to get sick once every three years.'

Orthopaedist

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Publishing Clauses Of The '90s.

'I don't like the looks of this - there's nothing wrong.'

Why dogs are not hired to do bone scans

'Our definition of a 'bargain' is right there in the small print.'

Fox naps on the back of a fox hunter's horse.

"I don't like the looks of that Spot on your lung."

I owe you an apology for not believing you have back pain.

Aesop's Fables: The Fox and the Crow

"How cute! Our technician photo-bombed your X-ray!"

'Talk about paranoid. He reads the fine print on his money.'

Boss has 'will you marry me, Ingrid?' sign and says, 'Fax this until you get a yes.'

Workaholic's Toilet

"I was afraid of this - a Chinese menu just came in on our fax."

'No need to come in.. you can fax me your resume.'

'Mr. Wigglerum finally paid his bill but he did it by faxing us cash.'

'I say we forget about these particular chickens...'

"I always find the Contract Attorney's Special amusing. The price is always in extremely fine print."