Furry Furniture Fighter Gifts

"You wouldn't believe a little dog like that could create so much hair."

"Why don't you come get me? Oh that's right, you aren't allowed on the couch!"

'Wow...Your work is amazing!'

"I have a couple of other projects I'm excited about."

Mrs Sutherland and her American Hairless Terrier.

"This one seems perfect, but do you have it in red?"

"We've known each other for years Bob, and this grooming style suited you when you were young, but it's time to let it go!"

'I know it doesn't look like much, but have you ever been shot in the face with a p****d off cat?'

A clown walks into his living room and sees a balloon animal scratching up the furniture

Dog dreams of sleeping in masters chair.

'Sorry darling: I'm a great ape, I can use primitive tools, but this is too difficult for me...'

'We're gonna need a bigger couch.'

"Get out of that chair! Frank and Bernice will be here in an hour and I really don't want to spend half of that time cleaning cat hair off the furniture."

Cat boxer

'I used to wrap the couch in plastic, but this is better.'

"Look, you always hated the wicker furniture and bamboo is scarce, so consider it a win-win."

Asthma cats

Umbrella fight.

Seat Belt

Furniture for the age of anxiety.

"It's a couch, not a settee, you posh git!"

'You do nice work!'

Cat sheds a lot when petted.

'I'm not sure, officer. All I know is one of them snuck into my new car and left hair all over the place.'

"Sorry about the chairs, dear, but I'm desperate for wood chips!"

Double Threat (black and white cat)

'This will kill the spores.'

'Table for two...'

'That's the problem with cats - they can be so destructive.'

There are two kinds of fur: dark fur that sheds on light clothes, and light fur that sheds on dark clothes.

It's A Footstool! It's A Hassock!!It's... OTTOMAN!!!

"Isn't that cute? She bought herself a little stool to sit on and watch us shred her chairs!"

'We need to get him a scratching post.'

The Maltings