Furniture Sharers Pillows

The four freedoms: freedom to bark, freedom from fetching, freedom to sleep on any piece of furniture, freedom from leashes.

"Man's best friends."

"The couch hates me Jane!"

So...this is the roommate. Awkward...

"I gained 10 pounds? I've brought my own bathroom scale for a second opinion."

"I've up cycled your Chippendale!"

'Now THAT'S what I call a love seat!'

"I like it – I'm just not sure it's what I want to rot on."

Bedtime Real Estate Distribution (for dog owners)

"Everyone here is bonding over pictures of their dogs."

The cushions are very soft !

Furniture being sent out of the shop ('everything must go').

"I've been thinking about what you said about three living as cheaply as two"

Flat pack sales assistant

False alarm; chair salesman

"These photos are so great. I can't wait to post them during peak hours over the next week to maximise jealousy."

"It's a couch, not a settee, you posh git!"

"Let's both read it. Then we'll have something to talk about."

"And FYI, Iggy has night terrors."

'Harry, what's happened to us?'

We have reason to believe you have an unlicenced sofa...

"The Great Ikeamids"

Sofa King: Where our prices are sofa king low!

"And here's a shot of us showing you pictures from our last vacation."

"I don't care if 'Pet Rescue' is on - get off my chair!"

'Anything less co-dependent?'

"So far I've found $80,000 under the cushion!"

"I was gonna get slip covers for the furniture but then I thought, What the heck, I'll just do the whole house"

"I see it's a f***ing good mattress but is it a good f***ing mattress?"

'This model comes in these four colours.2