Furniture Debater Pillows

"It's a couch, not a settee, you posh git!"

Dialogue

"O.K., O.K., people - we're not workshopping these, they're already set in stone."

"I really miss being in a committed relationship, Randy." "Which part do you miss most?" "Having someone disagree with you over what you're going to eat, or over what TV shows you're going to watch? Or do you miss having to account for how you spend your time? Or having to explain why you bought yourself something awesome without first getting permission?" "Mostly I miss the back rubs. They don't ask you to wash the dishes first at massage parlors."

"Now that's a win."

"Strawman argument terrorises conversation... News at eleven."

"Mainstream? Who's to say what's mainstream?"

Always Compatible

"I believe I'll skip the appetizer. I ate the flowers."

"Stand up, honey. The president's on. You're committing treason."

"In other news a new study indicates dogs are still better than cats."

"On the contrary, Bosworth, it's YOU who has lost all perspective."

The Church of DanaeDanaeism: 'And let such sacrilege go uncontested? Never! I demand equal time for alternate explanations of things.'

"Ever notice how grateful people are when you present them with facts contrary to their beliefs?"

'I'm terribly worried, Doctor - he doesn't talk back to Bill O'Reilly any more.'

'I'm now going to open the floor to questions.'

Science Snobs

Like Minded

And now, for a rebuttal.

'Is there a God? God knows...'

"When I was a teenager 'Saturday Night Live' had Mike Myers, Chris Farley, Phil Hartman..."

Global warming debate.

The last word.

"Woo-hoo!"

"Let's just drop it, Andrew, and leave it to future historians to decide which of us was right."

Approved Debate Questions

"If we can put a man on the moon, why can't we admit that the moon landing was a big conspiracy?"

The book is so much better than the film..

'My opponent hates cats.'