Couch Debater Pillows

"O.K., O.K., people - we're not workshopping these, they're already set in stone."

Dialogue

"The best part is that we got hell to pay for it."

"Strawman argument terrorises conversation... News at eleven."

"Now that's a win."

Changing Minds

"Mainstream? Who's to say what's mainstream?"

'Don't bite. They're trolling again.'

'John is watching the game under protest.'

"Stand up, honey. The president's on. You're committing treason."

Netanyahu versus Gantz

"On the contrary, Bosworth, it's YOU who has lost all perspective."

"Ever notice how grateful people are when you present them with facts contrary to their beliefs?"

The Church of DanaeDanaeism: 'And let such sacrilege go uncontested? Never! I demand equal time for alternate explanations of things.'

'I'm terribly worried, Doctor - he doesn't talk back to Bill O'Reilly any more.'

"Fancy dyeing your hair white so everyone could see it was you who played a shocker!"

'I'm now going to open the floor to questions.'

"If I vote my conscience, it's Sanders. If I vote my pocketbook, it's Trump. If I vote my emotions, it's Hillary. If I vote my anger, it's Cruz..."

Crooked Hillary... Pig... Sad!... Not a Ten!...

"How do I know God is not real? For the same reason I know people on TV can't see me."

Like Minded

'So, ten thousand pounds could be yours if you call in and answer this question...Why the hell aren't you in bed?!'

And now, for a rebuttal.

'My opponent hates cats.'

Global warming debate.

"If they shorten political campaigns, what will we do for entertainment?"