Comical Couch Debater Pillows

Aflac Fan and Matlock Fan Argue

'Think how all that chatting is affecting global warming.'

"The yellow spotted green bird, eats its body weight in bugs, and mates once every three years."

"Stand up, honey. The president's on. You're committing treason."

'John is watching the game under protest.'

"Fancy dyeing your hair white so everyone could see it was you who played a shocker!"

"We subscribe to five streaming services so why are we never able to see the hot new show everybody is raving about?"

'I'm terribly worried, Doctor - he doesn't talk back to Bill O'Reilly any more.'

"Arthur, the bird's gone and done it again."

'So, ten thousand pounds could be yours if you call in and answer this question...Why the hell aren't you in bed?!'

"When I was a teenager 'Saturday Night Live' had Mike Myers, Chris Farley, Phil Hartman..."

'I'm going to refer you to Dr. Keinsorge -- he actually enjoys this sort of thing.'

'That's a full ten minutes with the TV off. What now?'

"I'm suffering the unbearable loneliness of being right on the internet."

'Next on News 7...GM offers to bail out the government in the event of a shutdown...'

"I am a control freak."

"You know I always sit there for my keep fit programme!"

"This is for all the things you have already heard about via social media."

There is no limit to the amount of nonsense that men can talk about football.

"I've seen this film ten times and it's still awful."

WARNING - This Programme Contains No Strong Language.....

"Why can't you just bat the ball of yarn around like other cats?"

"I want you to be open and honest and to not leave any hair on the couch."

Mud Slinging

The controversy of ROW VS WAIT: 'Row, to find fish!'

'I told you, never utter that four letter work - 'walk!''

"It's the first law of social media."

'He's training for the London Marathon,he watches it every year.'

"I disagree. I think we're ninety percent breeding and ten percent grooming."