Furlong Fanatic Pillows

'What's this?' - 'Your sealed orders, not to be opened till 7 furlongs.'

"And, when the DNA test results arrived, the woman realized her so-called 'little terrier mix' had been part German shepherd all along."

'Fetch.'

'A portcullis is SO yesterday!'

"Why do dogs wag their tails? Because it always brings results."

'Super Dog'

"I'm working from home today."

Alternative fielding positions

The Popularity of Pickleball Inspires a New Wave of Hybrid Sports.

Canine obidience class: 'He wouldn't budge from the armchair.'

"A little help, please."

"Then one day, as I caught a tennis ball in midair, I asked myself, 'Is this all there is?'"

'Or we could just ask her what kind of dog it is.'

Super hero dog.

Christmas Pets

You're arrogant, aloof and spoiled...but I mean that in the nicest way.

Boy and his dog

"Throw, fetch, throw, fetch, throw, fetch. It all seems so obsessive-compulsive."

'I'll fetch your newspaper and your pipe, but the slippers thing is just too kinky.'

"Well, if she didn't insist on giving me this stupid look, she wouldn't need to buy me coats in winter..."

"Getting the ball in the hole on the first swing is good isn't it?"

'I'll bet you taught him that!'

'Sorry Ben, I never noticed the baby-sitting clause in the stud contract.'

'Oh that just means he wants you to rub his tummy.'

A Little Long Jumper.

'No,silly-I asked for a sand WEDGE!'

"Yes Sir, we have secret storage locations all over the forest, so we can safely manage your favourite bone and toy..."

"Love means I narrowly chose you over a bunch of cats."

"On the weekend I finally beat the club pro...so I don't need you anymore!"

"Honestly, I prefer stick."

Fido and Fifi

"I'm taking a gap year and then getting my Master's in Fetching and Staying."

'Yes, Mr. Osborne, this is an intervention. Your family had no other choice. Golf is an illness...'

"Give it up—Frisbee is your game."