Fur-tographer Gifts

"Lesson learned: never chase a cat that's shredding."

Dog yoga

'Your fur looks like you slept in it.'

'Guess who just graduated cum laude from Sunnydale Obedience School?'

'Honestly, now that Tiger is neutered I'm perfectly happy just cuddling.'

Mrs Sutherland and her American Hairless Terrier.

"If I adopt you, you're going to have to wake me up and walk me twice a day."

"I think it's unfair to call her a "crazy cat-lady": She just loves all 63 of us..."

Living with a cataholic.

Dog and man on couch

'Quick! Take a picture!'

Catsuit

'I can grant you 3 wishes as long as none of them are about getting up on the furniture.'

"I can't hear you. Are you playing with the dog again?"

"The meaning of life is cats."

"Get out of that chair! Frank and Bernice will be here in an hour and I really don't want to spend half of that time cleaning cat hair off the furniture."

"I'm afraid I've gotten dog hair all over you."

"Fool, I said a spotted one."

Fur'niture

Animal Hats

Spot's favorite game is "hard to pet".

The voyageur's debate over which is the most profitable trade route to use ends in a compromise.

MY OTHER COAT IS A FUR

"You idiot! I spent all morning covering that with hairs!"

"Dad, I found your paper and your slippers."

'Running from the anti-fur activists gives me a great workout.'

'My wife wanted a fur coat so, for her birthday, I got her a starter kit.'

"My issue as a Sphynx-Cat is that I'm always cold..."

Catsulation

'In case of emergency, is there anyone else we can notify besides your cat?'

'Of course it's an endangered species. You don't expect me to wear cockroaches, do you?'

'Our job is to look pretty and make sure everything is covered with our beautiful fur.'

A cat listening to a record player

"I'm not fat, I'm just big-furred."

"Wow, do you think his singing would be bearable if we only had human hearing?"