Fur Mama Gifts

'I wanted my birth mother and adoptive mother to finally meet.'

"what say you we find another way to say hello?"

'Fido watching his favourite programme..'

'Tootsie-pie is going to be spaded, just like Mother.'

"First they taught me how to pee on the newspaper. Then they taught me how to fetch it. I reversed the sequence by accident and I've been out here since."

'I see! And, just how much will it cost if she is in season?'

"No no, I said sit!!"

"I think she's figured out what W-A-L-K means."

"I have your gender reveal results. Boy, girl, boy, boy, girl, girl, boy, girl, boy, boy..."

"Why, you little Shih Tzu."

'I know he doesn't like this house, but he'll just have to get used to it.'

'Oh, really?... I'm actually more of a dog person.'

Bathing the dog

Babies vs. Dogs

"Just gotta wait 'till she wakes up."

'Yes I know I'm intelligent and famous, but I'd trade it all for a good old belly scratching.'

"Look, children are just pathetic substitutes for people who can't have pets."

"Here's the baby's first birthday, her second, her third, look at her gifts..."

Fleas Navidad.

"My owner is teaching me to think before barking, which gave Federal Express plenty of time to clobber me."

'Who had the ocean whitefish and tua paté?'

Walking the dog - 'surprise'!

'A bone is a bone is a bone...'

Fur Baby

"...do they teach manners at obedience school?"

"I'm not his best friend. But he is in my extended network."

"Your motivation is that you're a dog and it's food."

Cat Zoom Meeting

"Back when we got him, Rufus was a child substitute. Now he's just a dog."

'We've tried everything else without success and have now made the decision to adopt.'

"Helen, Don, you're probably wondering why I called you here today. I'm afraid the answer is achingly simple: I can't get down."

'I do not pamper the dog, now get out of his chair!'

Upper East Side Dog Park

When is he coming home buddy?

"It's a good boy!"