Fur Dad Gifts

"Dad, I found your paper and your slippers."

"No no, I said sit!!"

'I see! And, just how much will it cost if she is in season?'

"I think she's figured out what W-A-L-K means."

"Why, you little Shih Tzu."

"I have your gender reveal results. Boy, girl, boy, boy, girl, girl, boy, girl, boy, boy..."

'I know he doesn't like this house, but he'll just have to get used to it.'

'Oh, really?... I'm actually more of a dog person.'

"Oh, yeah, that's the spot... just stay there... hurt so good... a little harder—yes! You are my hero, no kidding, I freaking love y-oooh..."

Rusty starts to have very violent thoughts toward his tail.

'Yes I know I'm intelligent and famous, but I'd trade it all for a good old belly scratching.'

Babies vs. Dogs

"Just gotta wait 'till she wakes up."

"Look, children are just pathetic substitutes for people who can't have pets."

"Well, it's disappointing: Young Master seems to use the term 'best friend' for anybody who pays him the slightest attention..."

Fleas Navidad.

Boy and his dog

"My owner is teaching me to think before barking, which gave Federal Express plenty of time to clobber me."

"Here's the baby's first birthday, her second, her third, look at her gifts..."

Sign at vet's says 'Cat's waiting area'. Cat says to dog with head in cone: 'Oi, mate, can't you read?'

'Who had the ocean whitefish and tua paté?'

Walking the dog - 'surprise'!

'A bone is a bone is a bone...'

Fur Baby

'Honestly, now that Tiger is neutered I'm perfectly happy just cuddling.'

"...do they teach manners at obedience school?"

"Your motivation is that you're a dog and it's food."

Cat Zoom Meeting

"Back when we got him, Rufus was a child substitute. Now he's just a dog."

'We've tried everything else without success and have now made the decision to adopt.'

'Max and I have a give and take relationship. He sniffs my butt...and I let him.'

"It's a good boy!"

"Stop asking me. I don't know who's a good boy."

"First they taught me how to pee on the newspaper. Then they taught me how to fetch it. I reversed the sequence by accident and I've been out here since."

Upper East Side Dog Park