Fur Parent Fanatic Gifts

"That is not my pee I'm smelling."

"Foster failure"

'I see! And, just how much will it cost if she is in season?'

"No no, I said sit!!"

"I think she's figured out what W-A-L-K means."

"And, when the DNA test results arrived, the woman realized her so-called 'little terrier mix' had been part German shepherd all along."

"I have your gender reveal results. Boy, girl, boy, boy, girl, girl, boy, girl, boy, boy..."

"Why, you little Shih Tzu."

'I know he doesn't like this house, but he'll just have to get used to it.'

'Oh, really?... I'm actually more of a dog person.'

Rusty starts to have very violent thoughts toward his tail.

Canine obidience class: 'He wouldn't budge from the armchair.'

"A little help, please."

"Just gotta wait 'till she wakes up."

'Just taking the dog for a walk, Dear.'

Babies vs. Dogs

'Or we could just ask her what kind of dog it is.'

"Look, children are just pathetic substitutes for people who can't have pets."

"Here's the baby's first birthday, her second, her third, look at her gifts..."

Fleas Navidad.

"My owner is teaching me to think before barking, which gave Federal Express plenty of time to clobber me."

'Who had the ocean whitefish and tua paté?'

Walking the dog - 'surprise'!

'Honestly, now that Tiger is neutered I'm perfectly happy just cuddling.'

Fur Baby

'A bone is a bone is a bone...'

"Well, if she didn't insist on giving me this stupid look, she wouldn't need to buy me coats in winter..."

"Your motivation is that you're a dog and it's food."

'We've tried everything else without success and have now made the decision to adopt.'

"It's a good boy!"

Upper East Side Dog Park

"Helen, Don, you're probably wondering why I called you here today. I'm afraid the answer is achingly simple: I can't get down."

When is he coming home buddy?

'Max and I have a give and take relationship. He sniffs my butt...and I let him.'

'I do not pamper the dog, now get out of his chair!'