Fur Parent Gifts

"Hey there – sorry to disturb you, but if you have a few minutes we'd like to talk with you about your barking."

"Schmooze!"

Dog to dog: 'I didn't even know I was broken, but my nice owner is taking me tomorrow to get fixed.'

"For your vet bills alone we can hire two pups."

"So far, so good."

Pet owner to pets in chair: 'We need to come up with some kind of time-sharing system.'

"OK, you're not your owner's first pet and will never be the answer to a security question. How does that make you feel?"

"I don't know about you guys, but I sure miss the dog park."

'Yeah, I don't know why they bought that new one, we haven't finished with this one yet...'

'There's no joy in his fetching.'

'Okay, let's try it one more time...slippers...slippers....'

Litterbox Landscaping. Two cats discuss cat box landscaping.

"Hello, Kitty!"

'First we treat! Then we'll worry about a diagnosis!'

'We've tried everything else without success and have now made the decision to adopt.'

'Who had the ocean whitefish and tua paté?'

'It's nothing personal...It's just business.'

'I think I'm feeding you too much.'

'Sure, we can help by giving Rum, but I realized I could help more by becoming a fully qualified doctor!'

Dog wearing gas mask brings slippers to his owner.

Dog to vet: 'Be honest. How many more flea and tick seasons do I have left?'

Rescue dog rejecting potential owners

'Wait! You forgot to sterilize his skin with alcohol!'

"Let's talk about my Right of Publicity after this photo."

'He got a splinter from his scratching post.'

"This is the highlight of my day."

'Women love their nails, so next time she suggests you get fixed, tell her only if she gets declawed.'

"When did you become such a big animal lover?"

"Was that a large single moult?"

"Don't come crying to me when you're no longer cute and still not housebroken."

Dog Park and Pet Funeral Home.

"In obedience school, I was voted 'Most likely to chew a slipper'."

"I've pretended to be interested in that breed many times."

"Don't take it personally, Max — to him, you're just a dog."

A man and woman are arguing, but stop when a cat wanders by, only to continue arguing once the cat is gone.