Fur Friend Appreciator Gifts

This is Giselle, our bichon frise, and Fred, our legacy pet.""This is Giselle, our bichon frise, and Fred, our legacy pet."

Owner Looks Like Poodle.

Woman setting out a dinner party with name cards labeled cat person, dog person.

"A little help, please."

'Remember me?'

"Well, it's disappointing: Young Master seems to use the term 'best friend' for anybody who pays him the slightest attention..."

Boy and his dog

Sign at vet's says 'Cat's waiting area'. Cat says to dog with head in cone: 'Oi, mate, can't you read?'

'Can you give him something to relax his jaws?'

"Cheers mate, you've done me a solid."

Of course your master calls you 'Man's best friend'. As your attorney I advise you to get it in writing.

Over the years, Marvin began to look like his bull mastiff.

"I think it's unfair to call her a "crazy cat-lady": She just loves all 63 of us..."

"What kind of 'best friend' expects you to pick up their sh*t?"

"Don’t worry, girl. I’m working on our ‘no puppy left behind.’"

"The emotional support goes both ways."

Living with a cataholic.

'Master is too lazy to walk us, so we walk each other...'

'My wife doesn't understand us.'

"I lick my fur and then rub against their legs. They think I'm being affectionate, but I'm actually just wiping cat spit on them."

"So what if you were adopted from the shelter! As fas as I am concerned, you're still my brother and I love you! come here..."

'What do we think? We think it's foolish to skip obedience school and go straight to the NBS...'

One man and his dog.

'I always keep him on a leash when I take him for a walk...'

"I'm afraid I've gotten dog hair all over you."

"Get out of that chair! Frank and Bernice will be here in an hour and I really don't want to spend half of that time cleaning cat hair off the furniture."

Fur'niture

Species: A single, distinct kind of plant or animal having certain distinguishing characteristics.

"You call it training, I call it an apprenticeship. Now pay up."

"Okay, the first rule of rolling in s***e club is no one talks about rolling in s***e club."

But who care for these poor little seal pups if I don't?

Animal Testing - Results

Sit! Beg! Roll over! Good Kitty

'Buster was in a little accident, but he'll be good as new in 6 weeks.'

Spot's favorite game is "hard to pet".