Fur Dad With Tech Flair Pillows

'It's okay - he knows how to use the GPS.'

'Just taking the dog for a walk, Dear.'

"I'm not sure if we're named after passwords or vice versa."

"Tommy? Hi, this is daddy. How's my big boy? Sweetie, daddy needs your help."

"Bootsy has welcomed the vacuum robot into our home in her own unique way."

'I'm a work-at-home dad.'

Cat Asleep on a Computer.

"Not now, honey. Daddy's arguing with strangers about the sexual orientation of puppets."

Fat cat on top of computer monitor 'You need a diet' 'You need a bigger monitor'

'I haven't hand colored eggs in years.'

"Your Covid-19 Test Results Are In..."

"The kids? They're great! Karen got retweeted by a famous YouTuber and Timmy just hit 16K Insta followers. They start influencing so quickly, don't they?"

"Why is it always cookies and never crackers?"

'Oh, yeah? Wanna bet my Dad has more passwords than your Dad?'

"Dress it up all you want – it's still and invasion of my privacy."

'He wasn't in, but I did manage to get a photo of her sitting on Santa's laptop.'

"What I want to eat? That's easy. Anything you don't have."

'Baby monitors make life so much easier...'

"My four-year-old son usually helps me, but he's at his grandparents' home."

"Dad, I found your paper and your slippers."

"Your screen time is up, but your dog time is down."

'I don't need to keep him on a lead any more - he's electronically tagged.'

"I'm sorry dad but I've found a better father figure online."

"I didn't say download something for him, I said read to him."

'OK, dad, but this is the last time I'm going to show you how to set the parental controls.'

'Next, go to the 'Guard' menu and select 'Bark.''

'I have some pet peeves we need to discuss.'

"Oh yeah? Well, my dad has more numbers, symbols and upper & lower-case letters in his passwords than your dad!"

'I made you a Father's Day card on the computer and printed it all by myself.'

'There are times when I still appreciate the feel of paper.'

Father's Day 1970 vs Fathers Day Now