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'It's okay - he knows how to use the GPS.'

"I'm not sure if we're named after passwords or vice versa."

'Just taking the dog for a walk, Dear.'

"Tommy? Hi, this is daddy. How's my big boy? Sweetie, daddy needs your help."

"Bootsy has welcomed the vacuum robot into our home in her own unique way."

'I'm a work-at-home dad.'

Cat Asleep on a Computer.

"Not now, honey. Daddy's arguing with strangers about the sexual orientation of puppets."

Fat cat on top of computer monitor 'You need a diet' 'You need a bigger monitor'

'I haven't hand colored eggs in years.'

"Your Covid-19 Test Results Are In..."

"The kids? They're great! Karen got retweeted by a famous YouTuber and Timmy just hit 16K Insta followers. They start influencing so quickly, don't they?"

"Why is it always cookies and never crackers?"

'Oh, yeah? Wanna bet my Dad has more passwords than your Dad?'

"Dress it up all you want – it's still and invasion of my privacy."

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Ugh, you go ahead – I have five months of emails to catch up on.

"What I want to eat? That's easy. Anything you don't have."

'He wasn't in, but I did manage to get a photo of her sitting on Santa's laptop.'

'Baby monitors make life so much easier...'

"My four-year-old son usually helps me, but he's at his grandparents' home."

"Since we live in the city, he likes to get on Google Earth and visit dog parks."

"Dad, I found your paper and your slippers."

"I didn't say download something for him, I said read to him."

'I don't need to keep him on a lead any more - he's electronically tagged.'

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"I'm sorry dad but I've found a better father figure online."

"Your screen time is up, but your dog time is down."

'OK, dad, but this is the last time I'm going to show you how to set the parental controls.'

The ipod dog leash.

'Next, go to the 'Guard' menu and select 'Bark.''

'I have some pet peeves we need to discuss.'

'I made you a Father's Day card on the computer and printed it all by myself.'

"Oh yeah? Well, my dad has more numbers, symbols and upper & lower-case letters in his passwords than your dad!"

'There are times when I still appreciate the feel of paper.'