Father-son Tech Duo Pillows

"Tommy? Hi, this is daddy. How's my big boy? Sweetie, daddy needs your help."

'It's okay - he knows how to use the GPS.'

'I love doing things with you, Dad but couldn't you just coach my soccer team?'

"Son, the world is full of disappointments. About 7.7 billion of them."

"You don't need a duck call. I can just download this Find-a-Fowl app."

"Papi, will you play build-a-model-rocket-so-we-can-calculate-acceleration-rates-and-thrust-levels-for-maximum-payload with me? Please?!"

"I now pronounce you man and wife - do you wish to save these changes?"

'I'm a work-at-home dad.'

'Dad, can I borrow the club tonight?'

"Hold on—I'm getting information as to why these two should not be wed."

"...and if you both can successfully complete this CAPTCHA, we'll continue with the vows."

"Ben, forget... what... I'd said about... plastics!"

"Amazing, eh? Good-looking, dependable, trustworthy, inflatable."

'Norbert, he's playing our ring tone.'

'And by clicking on 'I Agree,' you agree to the terms and conditions...'

'Let daddy know if you get a bite.'

"Replying with a heart emoji to a cat video I posted on Facebook is not the same as telling me you love me."

'I just e-mailed you, 'good night,' but it got bounced back, so, good night.'

"Your Covid-19 Test Results Are In..."

"Zoom says we have connectivity issues..."

"Not now, honey. Daddy's arguing with strangers about the sexual orientation of puppets."

'I'm changing my status to not complicated enough.'

"The kids? They're great! Karen got retweeted by a famous YouTuber and Timmy just hit 16K Insta followers. They start influencing so quickly, don't they?"

Then and now: great readers are now great viewers.

'Oh, yeah? Wanna bet my Dad has more passwords than your Dad?'

Internet wedding - 'Apparently, you get a 40% discount if you marry on-line...'

"Oh, David! He's playing our ring tone!"

"Just so you know ahead of time, I have a whole new set of angry emojis I'm willing to unleash on you."

"But the two of us sitting here surfing the internet isn't 'going somewhere together'. . ."

'This is my new husband Gregory -- I don't quite have all the bugs out of him yet.'

"Let's just say that you're not trending on any site on the internet!"

"Dress it up all you want – it's still and invasion of my privacy."