Funny Quotes Pillows

'Oh, dear! My T.V. dinner keeps repeating on me.'

"I wish for once it wasn't a dog eat dog world..."

Historical memory is on life support.

"It's a letter from the Vatican. They say that whilst walking the streets without stepping into dog poo is nearly as miraculous as walking on water, it's not sufficient to canonize me!"

"To paraprase Nietzsche, there is no pleasure with out pain au chocolat."

"I'm just a girl, standing in front of a buoy..."

'That's one hell of a cat-flap Harry. You must have a big cat, heh, heh.'

"Say hello to my little friend."

"I got those famous last words you wanted"

Mortally Wounded at the Battle of Quebec, General James Wolfe Forgets His Last Words

"May you love like you've never been hurt, dance like no one is watching, and chase squirrels at the speed of light."

"I strongly encourage you Winds to 'roll with it'. I would hate to see you become part of the Gulf Stream... if you know what I mean."

"Tia Carmen, did you ever wish summer was over...so you could be in school?"

"This does not make us friends."

"In the future, son, everyone will be an attorney for fifteen minutes."

'He wanted to be remembered this way.'

''Science is nothing but trained and organized common sense' Thomas Huxley, 1825-1895.'

'Satchel, life is like a can of tuna...'

"I can never go metric. 'Al's 30.48 Centimeter Hot Dogs' just doesn't sound right."

"Did Yogi Berra ever say anything besides 'It ain't over till it's over'?"

'You can't fool all of the people all of the time...not on our advertising budget.'

Language of politics.

'This photo is hardly suitable for your misery memoir.'

A wise man marvels at the commonplace.