Funny Pet Clothes Fan Pillows

"I'd rather go to the vet."

"I don't have the lip for saxaphone."

'Dang, you were right! It is formal!'

Well, you'd better learn to like them!

Antler Buzzers.

'Sorry mum, I had a brain freeze during the test...'

"Overkill, dude."

'I suppose this means you won't be fetching my slippers anymore.'

"This way I don't have to lug around that big bag."

"He's a Crocodoodle."

Deer Cross Dressing.

"So which one of you pesky dogs stole the last cookie from the bottom of the jar?"

Tiger Costume

'Bloomin rare breeds.'

"Hock pa-tooie. Hock pa-tooie. Hock pa-tooie."

'Why can't you just chew bones like other dogs?' (dog smoking pipe).

"That's not my dog. It's my dad."

"Fruit of the Loon"

"Sure I'm impressed...but it's three weeks old."

Unknown fact - Oysters are easy to train and make great pets.

'You wish, Timmy.'

'How come you get candy corn and I get real carrots?'

"I'm a funny little person so I'm looking to adopt a funny little dog. Do you have one?"

"Do these jeans make my butt sound big?"

"I can't help being annoying. I'm a Pain-In-The Saurus."

"Wow - a piranha fish!! What do you feed it on...?"

"It's true, I was such a cute puppy I was once dognapped by a young girl in the neighbourhood! The police got involved and everything..."

'Some people think they're ugly. I think they're appealing!'

'Oh boy, lucky you were there: I was cramping up. I need a few minutes rest if you don't mind...'

'If you still don't feel Christmasy after looking at me, there's something wrong with you!'

Red Setter - Trend Setter - Copy Cat.

'The doctor said you should cut down on the 'love bites'...'

Atomic Bear: Part 3

Meerkows.

"Oh, stop complaining—you know she's terrified of the nail clippers."