Funny Pet Clothes Fan Mugs

"I'd rather go to the vet."

"I don't have the lip for saxaphone."

'Dang, you were right! It is formal!'

Antler Buzzers.

"Overkill, dude."

'Sorry mum, I had a brain freeze during the test...'

"This way I don't have to lug around that big bag."

Deer Cross Dressing.

'I suppose this means you won't be fetching my slippers anymore.'

"He's a Crocodoodle."

Tiger Costume

"So which one of you pesky dogs stole the last cookie from the bottom of the jar?"

'Bloomin rare breeds.'

'Why can't you just chew bones like other dogs?' (dog smoking pipe).

'How come you get candy corn and I get real carrots?'

"Fruit of the Loon"

"Sure I'm impressed...but it's three weeks old."

Unknown fact - Oysters are easy to train and make great pets.

'You wish, Timmy.'

"That's not my dog. It's my dad."

"I'm a funny little person so I'm looking to adopt a funny little dog. Do you have one?"

'Oh boy, lucky you were there: I was cramping up. I need a few minutes rest if you don't mind...'

"Do these jeans make my butt sound big?"

"I can't help being annoying. I'm a Pain-In-The Saurus."

'Some people think they're ugly. I think they're appealing!'

"It's true, I was such a cute puppy I was once dognapped by a young girl in the neighbourhood! The police got involved and everything..."

"Wow - a piranha fish!! What do you feed it on...?"

'If you still don't feel Christmasy after looking at me, there's something wrong with you!'

Red Setter - Trend Setter - Copy Cat.

'The doctor said you should cut down on the 'love bites'...'

Meerkows.

"Oh, stop complaining—you know she's terrified of the nail clippers."