I only eat animals that were vegetarians
Funny One-liner Collector Gifts
Looking for a gift for the funny one-liner collector? Our curated collection celebrates humor and cleverness, perfect for fans of witty sayings and amusing quotes. Whether for a friend, family member, or yourself, these items add a splash of laughter and personality to everyday life. From quirky mugs to humorous prints, our products are designed to delight and entertain anyone who appreciates a smart joke or clever phrase.
"Frankly, now that he's an obnoxious teenager, I find it more and more difficult to muster the urge to protect him..."
'Are you finished eating yet, sweetie?...Guess that answers THAT question!'
To no ones surprise, they ran head-on into one another. (All couples are wearing teachers reading 'I'm with Stupid'.)
'So where do you think pineapple juice comes from?'
'Bert's dog training.'
'Me, I don't spend my pocket money: I hoard it...'
'RUN FOR COVER!!!!! It's another one of those 'Baby Showers'!!!
"Whoa. Someone needs their diaper changed."
"Eat me"
The Snarky District
Cake Free Zone
',,, and if anyone knows of a reason why these two should not be married, let them storm this castle with pitchforks and torches or forever hold their peace,'
"Do we have to go to the beach? I think the airline mixed up my luggage."
'The bad news is you're going to marry a geek, and not a pro athlete. The good news is the geek owns the team.'
A 'Falling Rock' and a 'Deer Crossing' zone.
A golden Big Boy holding a plate of poop
'I hate to say I told you so, Larry, but that's why you check your car for bears before you put on your seatbelt.'
Mulching Vacuum Cleaner
'I've just discovered that one of my ancestors was a Security Goose for the Roman Army...'
Man falls in water Title: 'Willis was always an overachiever.'
Easter Island Shades...
"They retired me. Just like that. Seems I'm no good over 55 mph anymore." "How does that make you feel?" "Like I want to bash my head against a wall!"
A watch face with Stonehenge
The Tale of the Tape of the Tail.
"Fantastic! Do you realize what we've just stumbled upon? It's the fabled Lost Glove Compartment of the Ancient Astronauts!"
Whatís that, boy? Youíre too tired for a walk and you just want to watch TV?
"I'm excited to get fixed at the vet, had no idea I was broken."
Bathroom Fairy
Vanna White: The Later Years.
'Forget worms. Think fast food.'
Clown to clown on unicycle: 'How does it corner?'
'You've got the wrong idiot, number.'
'Take my advice kid. Enjoy yourself now, because once you get married, your free ranging days are over.'
'Aloha! On behalf of the tourist board may I thank you for visiting our remote and mysterious island - Have a nice day!'
Funny One-liner Collector Gifts Collection
Funny One-liner Collector Mugs
Explore our collection of humorous mugs for the witty collector. Find the perfect funny one-liner mug that guarantees smiles with every coffee.
Funny One-liner Collector Pillows
Brighten up any room with funny one-liner pillows that add humor and comfort. Perfect for the witty collector's space or as a playful gift.
Funny One-liner Collector Prints
Make a statement with our humorous prints, featuring sharp one-liners for the humor enthusiast. Discover the perfect witty artwork for your decor.
Funny One-liner Collector T-Shirts
Looking for witty apparel? Our funny one-liner t-shirts are ideal for those who love to wear their humor on their sleeve. Shop now for clever designs.