Funny One-liner Collector Prints

Decorate with a punchline—our humorous prints featuring clever one-liners make a bold, funny statement in any room. Great for those who love to display their wit.

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I only eat animals that were vegetarians

I only eat animals that were vegetarians mockup

I only eat animals that were vegetarians

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"Frankly, now that he's an obnoxious teenager, I find it more and more difficult to muster the urge to protect him..."

"Frankly, now that he's an obnoxious teenager, I find it more and more difficult to muster the urge to protect him..." mockup

"Frankly, now that he's an obnoxious teenager, I find it more and more difficult to muster the urge to protect him..."

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To no ones surprise, they ran head-on into one another. (All couples are wearing teachers reading 'I'm with Stupid'.)

To no ones surprise, they ran head-on into one another. (All couples are wearing teachers reading 'I'm with Stupid'.) mockup

To no ones surprise, they ran head-on into one another. (All couples are wearing teachers reading 'I'm with Stupid'.)

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'So where do you think pineapple juice comes from?'

'So where do you think pineapple juice comes from?' mockup

'So where do you think pineapple juice comes from?'

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'Me, I don't spend my pocket money: I hoard it...'

'Me, I don't spend my pocket money: I hoard it...' mockup

'Me, I don't spend my pocket money: I hoard it...'

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'Bert's dog training.'

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'RUN FOR COVER!!!!! It's another one of those 'Baby Showers'!!!

'RUN FOR COVER!!!!! It's another one of those 'Baby Showers'!!! mockup

'RUN FOR COVER!!!!! It's another one of those 'Baby Showers'!!!

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"Eat me"

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"Do we have to go to the beach? I think the airline mixed up my luggage."

"Do we have to go to the beach? I think the airline mixed up my luggage." mockup

"Do we have to go to the beach? I think the airline mixed up my luggage."

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A 'Falling Rock' and a 'Deer Crossing' zone.

A 'Falling Rock' and a 'Deer Crossing' zone. mockup

A 'Falling Rock' and a 'Deer Crossing' zone.

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'The bad news is you're going to marry a geek, and not a pro athlete. The good news is the geek owns the team.'

'The bad news is you're going to marry a geek, and not a pro athlete. The good news is the geek owns the team.' mockup

'The bad news is you're going to marry a geek, and not a pro athlete. The good news is the geek owns the team.'

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Cake Free Zone

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The Snarky District

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A golden Big Boy holding a plate of poop

A golden Big Boy holding a plate of poop mockup

A golden Big Boy holding a plate of poop

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',,, and if anyone knows of a reason why these two should not be married, let them storm this castle with pitchforks and torches or forever hold their peace,'

',,, and if anyone knows of a reason why these two should not be married, let them storm this castle with pitchforks and torches or forever hold their peace,'

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"Whoa. Someone needs their diaper changed."

"Whoa. Someone needs their diaper changed." mockup

"Whoa. Someone needs their diaper changed."

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"Fantastic! Do you realize what we've just stumbled upon? It's the fabled Lost Glove Compartment of the Ancient Astronauts!"

"Fantastic! Do you realize what we've just stumbled upon? It's the fabled Lost Glove Compartment of the Ancient Astronauts!" mockup

"Fantastic! Do you realize what we've just stumbled upon? It's the fabled Lost Glove Compartment of the Ancient Astronauts!"

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A watch face with Stonehenge

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'I've just discovered that one of my ancestors was a Security Goose for the Roman Army...'

'I've just discovered that one of my ancestors was a Security Goose for the Roman Army...' mockup

'I've just discovered that one of my ancestors was a Security Goose for the Roman Army...'

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The Tale of the Tape of the Tail. mockup

The Tale of the Tape of the Tail.

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Man falls in water Title: 'Willis was always an overachiever.'

Man falls in water Title: 'Willis was always an overachiever.' mockup

Man falls in water Title: 'Willis was always an overachiever.'

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"They retired me. Just like that. Seems I'm no good over 55 mph anymore." "How does that make you feel?" "Like I want to bash my head against a wall!"

"They retired me. Just like that. Seems I'm no good over 55 mph anymore." "How does that make you feel?" "Like I want to bash my head against a wall!" mockup

"They retired me. Just like that. Seems I'm no good over 55 mph anymore." "How does that make you feel?" "Like I want to bash my head against a wall!"

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'I hate to say I told you so, Larry, but that's why you check your car for bears before you put on your seatbelt.'

'I hate to say I told you so, Larry, but that's why you check your car for bears before you put on your seatbelt.' mockup

'I hate to say I told you so, Larry, but that's why you check your car for bears before you put on your seatbelt.'

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Mulching Vacuum Cleaner

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Whatís that, boy? Youíre too tired for a walk and you just want to watch TV?

Whatís that, boy? Youíre too tired for a walk and you just want to watch TV? mockup

Whatís that, boy? Youíre too tired for a walk and you just want to watch TV?

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'Forget worms. Think fast food.'

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"I'm excited to get fixed at the vet, had no idea I was broken."

"I'm excited to get fixed at the vet, had no idea I was broken." mockup

"I'm excited to get fixed at the vet, had no idea I was broken."

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Vanna White: The Later Years.

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Clown to clown on unicycle: 'How does it corner?'

Clown to clown on unicycle: 'How does it corner?' mockup

Clown to clown on unicycle: 'How does it corner?'

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'You've got the wrong idiot, number.' mockup

'You've got the wrong idiot, number.'

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Bathroom Fairy

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'Take my advice kid. Enjoy yourself now, because once you get married, your free ranging days are over.'

'Take my advice kid. Enjoy yourself now, because once you get married, your free ranging days are over.' mockup

'Take my advice kid. Enjoy yourself now, because once you get married, your free ranging days are over.'

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"No. You turn over."

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'The pills stopped your depression but we may need to adjust the dosage, Sister Naomi.'

'The pills stopped your depression but we may need to adjust the dosage, Sister Naomi.' mockup

'The pills stopped your depression but we may need to adjust the dosage, Sister Naomi.'

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Funny One-liner Collector Prints Collection

Funny One-liner Collector Mugs

Explore our collection of humorous mugs for the witty collector. Find the perfect funny one-liner mug that guarantees smiles with every coffee.

Funny One-liner Collector Pillows

Brighten up any room with funny one-liner pillows that add humor and comfort. Perfect for the witty collector's space or as a playful gift.

Funny One-liner Collector T-Shirts

Looking for witty apparel? Our funny one-liner t-shirts are ideal for those who love to wear their humor on their sleeve. Shop now for clever designs.