"That one I could never sell. It's stolen."
Witty Collector Prints
Celebrate their witty collector’s spirit with art prints that are as clever as they are eye-catching. Perfect for decorating their space with humor and creative flair.
"Remember, I've got the Dog Catcher on speed dial."
"I'm just a girl, standing in front of a buoy..."
The Snarky District
Letter Collecting Nerd
'Stamp collecting has gotten more competitive.'
Baby face
"Sadie, I just heard they discovered lots of ancient cities buried hundreds of years ago in the jungles of Cambodia. They've each got weird geometric patterns outlining what may have been gardens. But no one really knows what they were used for. I guess what I'm asking you is... what were they used for? Y'know, since you were there to see them in their prime. They were used for ritual sacrifices of dullards. For educational purposes, I shall now perform one."
Will Work for Food: By 'work' I mean do nothing. . . by 'food' I mean cash.
A good executive is known by the company he keeps solvent.
"As I thought...the carefree extravagant days are over. There's no marble foyer."
Dog Bookends
"What does 'inexplicable' mean..?"
"This one's called 'unpaid electric bills'."
'I want you to try an alternate cure for your insomnia-start watching daytime television.'
"Gone for a P."
"You're right. It does look better around your neck."
'Would you knock it off with the 'woulda-coulda-shoulda'!'
Kebab doner card
The noise you're trying not to hear is always the loudest.
People who love the supine position tend to lie down on the job.
'Nice try, but I've heard the 'static cling' shoplifting defense before.'
Met Office "It's a tornado watch"
"This is for a dissatisfaction survey. On a scale of minus one to minus ten, how bad have we made it for you down here?"
"I've been diagnosed with duel personalities."
'I've been lucky with men - I haven't met any yet...'
Life begins at forty? - That's when my arthritis kicked in.
Uses of a Dead Cat in History: Native American Indian Lacrosse
Something for Everyone!
Life's toughest decision-when to start middle age.
Avocadodo
The one thing about a queue is it keeps everyone in line.
"I'm tired - let's call it tall enough."
"I will not buy a fridge magnet. . ."
Cut out and keep your own Latino Lover
Witty Collector Prints Collection
Witty Collector Mugs
Explore our collection of mugs designed for witty collectors—funny, clever, and perfect for brightening their morning routine.
Witty Collector Pillows
Discover humorous pillows that add personality and wit to any space—ideal for creative collectors with a fun sense of style.
Witty Collector T-Shirts
Check out our range of witty t-shirts—funny, clever, and perfect for collectors who love expressing their humor through fashion.