Funeral Symbolism Appreciator Pillows

Bismarck's Death

"Why am I always the designated driver?!"

"Technically he's a zombie but we'll market him as a hybrid."

Meat Grinder

"I don't want any old ones, I want my own back..."

"It's badly sprained, McElroy, and you know as well as I do that I'd only slow you down. Go on without me—and that's a direct order!"

An artist creates a sculpture of a "thumbs up" and is then crushed by it.

'I'm thinking about quitting the rat race.'

'Anything good on tonight?'

Metaphors.

"It's their idea of cute."

Funeral for a Cartoonist

'She was always very proud of her figure.'

Ship of fools.

Maradona memorial.

"The seller isn't willing to come down."

Novak Djokovic

Snake funerals.

Lonely fish.

Dove of Peace in Ukraine

Viking Funeral

"We were out of embalming fluid so we stuffed your wife with wild rice."

"Why didn't you give granny flowers...when she could water them herself?"

"This is our basic flush but I think your loved one would appreciate a more substantial flush."

In memory of the memorial that stood here.

'Whoops! I forgot to warn you about the soft spots up here.'

A yin and yang sign with dripping paint

'He would have wanted it this way, Molly.'

"Yes, it's my husband Ron, it was cheaper to get him stuffed than buried."

'It is my honor to present you with the key to the city - Along with this spiffy giant key chain!!'

Here lies Alexander 'Shut up I know what I'm doing' Jackson 1949 - 1984.