Funeral Symbolism Appreciator Gifts

Bismarck's Death

"Why am I always the designated driver?!"

"Technically he's a zombie but we'll market him as a hybrid."

Meat Grinder

"I don't want any old ones, I want my own back..."

"It's badly sprained, McElroy, and you know as well as I do that I'd only slow you down. Go on without me—and that's a direct order!"

An artist creates a sculpture of a "thumbs up" and is then crushed by it.

'I'm thinking about quitting the rat race.'

'Anything good on tonight?'

He has died...but is he really, really, really dead?

Metaphors.

"It's their idea of cute."

'She was always very proud of her figure.'

Funeral for a Cartoonist

Ship of fools.

Novak Djokovic

"The seller isn't willing to come down."

Maradona memorial.

Writing about scientific progress in 1675, Isaac Newton said " If I have seen further, it is by standing on the shoulders of giants." This metaphor is now commonly used to make the point that scientific advances are made using a foundation built by the work of those who came before. That Newton guy was right, you can see further when you're on the shoulders of Giants. I just wonder if he was talking about the players from the football Giants or the baseball Giants. Ernie is a much bigger fan

Saint Peter's self-serve kiosks.

Snake funerals.

Lonely fish.

"We were out of embalming fluid so we stuffed your wife with wild rice."

"We gather here today in memory of Chuckles, Kornflake, Doodles, Yo-Yo, Cupcake...."

"Why didn't you give granny flowers...when she could water them herself?"

Dove of Peace in Ukraine

Viking Funeral

"This is our basic flush but I think your loved one would appreciate a more substantial flush."

In memory of the memorial that stood here.

"Yes, it's my husband Ron, it was cheaper to get him stuffed than buried."

'The cat wants to come out.'

Here lies Alexander 'Shut up I know what I'm doing' Jackson 1949 - 1984.

A yin and yang sign with dripping paint

Waiting for the NFL

'It is my honor to present you with the key to the city - Along with this spiffy giant key chain!!'