Funeral Home Aficionado Pillows

Our cozy pillows featuring funeral home themes offer a blend of comfort and tasteful humor, perfect for decorating spaces dedicated to remembrance or passion.

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"Wrong line, buddy."

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'- and how does the graveyard shift appeal to you?'

'- and how does the graveyard shift appeal to you?' mockup

'- and how does the graveyard shift appeal to you?'

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'Yes, death signifies a cosmic change of address. Alas, your husband's mail will not be forwarded.'

'Yes, death signifies a cosmic change of address. Alas, your husband's mail will not be forwarded.' mockup

'Yes, death signifies a cosmic change of address. Alas, your husband's mail will not be forwarded.'

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"Could you spare a few minutes to give some feedback on your death experience?"

"Could you spare a few minutes to give some feedback on your death experience?" mockup

"Could you spare a few minutes to give some feedback on your death experience?"

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"His last wish was that we delete his browsing history."

"His last wish was that we delete his browsing history." mockup

"His last wish was that we delete his browsing history."

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"Trust me - he's going to a better place."

"Trust me - he's going to a better place." mockup

"Trust me - he's going to a better place."

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'There's no talking to him when he's like this.'

'There's no talking to him when he's like this.' mockup

'There's no talking to him when he's like this.'

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'I told you that something was wrong with your cousin Wilbur.'

'I told you that something was wrong with your cousin Wilbur.' mockup

'I told you that something was wrong with your cousin Wilbur.'

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'You're sure that's one of the stages of grief?'

'You're sure that's one of the stages of grief?' mockup

'You're sure that's one of the stages of grief?'

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'This sucks. Let's try and start the wave.'

'This sucks. Let's try and start the wave.' mockup

'This sucks. Let's try and start the wave.'

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The four hearsemen with the Alpaca lips.

The four hearsemen with the Alpaca lips. mockup

The four hearsemen with the Alpaca lips.

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Gravedigger

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Dead Batteries

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'Benny wanted a closed casket service...but, since you traveled so far to be here...I can give you a quick peek for ten dollars.'

'Benny wanted a closed casket service...but, since you traveled so far to be here...I can give you a quick peek for ten dollars.' mockup

'Benny wanted a closed casket service...but, since you traveled so far to be here...I can give you a quick peek for ten dollars.'

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'While we didn't see Bill Brewster here in his lifetime, it's good to see him here in death. Uh, let me rephrase that.'

'While we didn't see Bill Brewster here in his lifetime, it's good to see him here in death. Uh, let me rephrase that.' mockup

'While we didn't see Bill Brewster here in his lifetime, it's good to see him here in death. Uh, let me rephrase that.'

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"Never lend money to anyone over 90." mockup

"Never lend money to anyone over 90."

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'I know he didn't pay his bills, but let's get the lien off the coffin.'

'I know he didn't pay his bills, but let's get the lien off the coffin.' mockup

'I know he didn't pay his bills, but let's get the lien off the coffin.'

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'First, let me emphasize that the open casket was his idea.'

'First, let me emphasize that the open casket was his idea.' mockup

'First, let me emphasize that the open casket was his idea.'

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'He always had to be the center of attention. You staying for the magic show?'

'He always had to be the center of attention. You staying for the magic show?' mockup

'He always had to be the center of attention. You staying for the magic show?'

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"We also have urns, if you want to think outside the box."

"We also have urns, if you want to think outside the box." mockup

"We also have urns, if you want to think outside the box."

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Undertakers Pole

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"Sir, did the piano die?"

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'He would have wanted it this way, Molly.'

'He would have wanted it this way, Molly.' mockup

'He would have wanted it this way, Molly.'

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"By the way, your phone's dead, so I've taken care of everything."

"By the way, your phone's dead, so I've taken care of everything." mockup

"By the way, your phone's dead, so I've taken care of everything."

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"Yes, it's my husband Ron, it was cheaper to get him stuffed than buried."

"Yes, it's my husband Ron, it was cheaper to get him stuffed than buried." mockup

"Yes, it's my husband Ron, it was cheaper to get him stuffed than buried."

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Are you sure this is what your husband meant when he said he wanted a quiet send-off?

Are you sure this is what your husband meant when he said he wanted a quiet send-off? mockup

Are you sure this is what your husband meant when he said he wanted a quiet send-off?

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"Some people he knew wanted closure." mockup

"Some people he knew wanted closure."

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Mobile Crem

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"This is your first burial at sea, isn't it!"

"This is your first burial at sea, isn't it!" mockup

"This is your first burial at sea, isn't it!"

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"I'm actually relieved... his constant 'glass half full, silver lining, isn't life beautiful, rah-rah-sis-boom-bah' cheery optimism was really getting on my nerves."

"I'm actually relieved... his constant 'glass half full, silver lining, isn't life beautiful, rah-rah-sis-boom-bah' cheery optimism was really getting on my nerves."

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