Dr Frankenstein: 'Lost my grant - please help!'
Funding Challenges Gifts
Looking for a gift that understands the struggles of funding challenges? Our collection features witty and heartfelt items designed to bring a bit of lightness to tough financial days. Whether for a colleague or a friend facing budget constraints, these unique products offer a playful way to acknowledge their journey and motivate positivity.
Molecular Biology and Cosmology buildings
Annual profits,
Competitive Eating Competition Competitive Vomiting Competition,
'According to the budget, we'll have to count on body heat to keep the offices warm.'
Ski Slope Rated Black Due To Wall At The Bottom
Tic-tac-toe
"Aren't you the estate agent who sold us this house?"
'I became successful when my dreams changed from the Cary Grants of the world to federal grants.'
"Well, I'm the company sports champion! During the lunch break I ate more hamburgers than any other colleague!"
"According to my calculations...school starts in exactly 20 days!"
House of books.
"Events seem to be headed in the right direction. Unfortunately, it's not taking me with it."
"Congratulations Professor, the committee 'okayed' your grant request."
Pinara fund
"I want to set the world record for eating the most empanadas ever!"
'I think you've managed learning to cope almost too well.'
Great moments in science. . . 'Nice work, you've isolated the funding gene.'
Sinking sales
"I'm sorry, but you'll have to get approval from the offices of Terminology, Evidence, Proof of Demand, Documentation, Measurement and Predictions before I can even think about signing off."
"With the rises in fuel, food and mortgage I'm going to have to put in some overtime."
"I'm afraid it's the bankruptcy virus."
"To me..It says Art Council crap regional funding"
"Is it me or are the obstacle courses getting harder?"
Discomfort zone.
"Well, I guess the bubble has burst over at Phillips Rodny Associates."
Torrent of venture capital.
Dummy. Now we have to apply for another grant.
"Why does your men's clothing store need a loan?" "During the pandemic sales of pants have dropped way off."
PEP TALKS!
'I was close to a breakthrough when the grant money ran out.'
Grants Office Scientific Research Section.
All you can eat buffet...speed limit: 750 calories per minute
'Ironically, before I fell on hard times, I was a professional wine taster.'
'And here is the effect spiraling energy costs, reduced consumer confidence and limited access to credit is having on our company.'
Funding Challenges Gifts Collection
Funding Challenges Mugs
Looking for more ways to bring humor and encouragement? Explore our collection of funding challenges-themed mugs to brighten their mornings and remind them they’ve got this.
Funding Challenges Pillows
Bring comfort and humor into their space with our funding challenges-themed pillows. A gentle reminder that even tough days can be cushioned with support.
Funding Challenges Prints
Lift their spirits with our collection of inspiring prints that celebrate resilience in the face of funding hurdles. Perfect for inspiring motivation at home or in the office.
Funding Challenges T-Shirts
Find the perfect wearable reminder that funding challenges are temporary. Browse our collection of motivational t-shirts designed to inspire confidence and a sense of camaraderie.