"Smile - here comes our funding..."
Securing Funding Gifts
Looking for a gift that acknowledges the challenges and triumphs of securing funding? Our curated selection blends humor and encouragement, perfect for investors, entrepreneurs, or anyone navigating the funding road. Whether it's a joke on a mug or a motivational print, these gifts celebrate persistence and achievement in the world of finance and startups.
Torrent of venture capital.
"Our war is against cancer."
Molecular Biology and Cosmology buildings
'Due to the poor response to the roof repair fund we cannot afford to lift the rafters when rejoicing in song.'
"We need volunteers for the car chasing fundraiser."
"You can either make a pledge or join us in this weekend's Barkathon."
"I'm in nonprofit work for the money."
Pearly King and Queen
'Tommy's doing fine. I'm concerned about your poor fund-raising record. You sold only two magazine subscriptions and one measly candy bar.'
We're making progress building a staff for the palace. The king's lawyer and accountant has sealed lips, of course. Putting a big heart in the charity foundation chief, and building the gardener with a green thumb were excellent choices, Ernie. But the entertainers sill need some fixes. The jester doesn't have a funny bone. I'm nobody's fool. And you have the minstrel a tin ear! Oops.
'I became successful when my dreams changed from the Cary Grants of the world to federal grants.'
"Giving is down at the church, so we are charging an entrance fee."
'I don't think I've ever heard of the Geezer Scouts or Geezer Scout cookies.'
"Congratulations Professor, the committee 'okayed' your grant request."
Pinara fund
"Well, we got the grant."
'Agreed. We fund only those proposals we can understand.'
'And now, concerning the special collection...'
Great moments in science. . . 'Nice work, you've isolated the funding gene.'
"Congratulations. Please remember the college's financial plight. Congratulations. Please remember the college's financial plight. Congratulations. Please remember . . ."
Bake Sale! To benefit our town animal shelter
The nonprofit dog fight.
"I'm sorry, but you'll have to get approval from the offices of Terminology, Evidence, Proof of Demand, Documentation, Measurement and Predictions before I can even think about signing off."
"I'm not going to shoot the messenger, but I'm also not going to renew his grant."
"Look! It's the Montgomerys from the breast-cancer walk."
Girl Scout cookies selling the girl scout.
"The nonprofit competitive grant season begins
"Should I just give him the £2.50 or does that look cheap. . . would he say anything if I just walked past?"
"Hang in there, pal. I launched a crowdfunding website for you."
Vicar prays for money for church repairs.
"Waldo starts a GoFindMe."
'I'm getting a head start for Movember.'
"To me..It says Art Council crap regional funding"
"All yours, Buddy. I'm ALREADY living on house money."
Securing Funding Gifts Collection
Securing Funding Mugs
Looking for more quirky mugs for entrepreneurs and dreamers? Discover our collection celebrating those bold enough to pursue funding.
Securing Funding Pillows
Need cozy encouragement? Check out our pillows decorated with funny and inspiring messages about funding and entrepreneurship.
Securing Funding Prints
Decorate your workspace with prints that inspire persistence and resilience in the funding process. Perfect for any startup enthusiast.
Securing Funding T-Shirts
Explore our t-shirt selection that cheers on entrepreneurs and innovators. Find the perfect shirt to motivate during the funding chase.