Fun With Professions Gifts

Biologists often consult with microbiologists.

Ice Cream Surgeon

Perks Featured in Vacancy at Toy Company

'At this juncture in my presentation, I'd like to dispense with the illusion of coherence.'

The Camp, Pt. 1

The world's most unemployable family

Office Park

Young Doctor, Young Nurse, Young Undertaker

"Sklar, Liebowitz, Rubin and Kaminsky... Attorneys a go-go."

"Recess is over, Your Honor."

"So how long have you been working the business?"

Melvin likes to indulge his inner child.

Junior Doctor.

'Court is recessed until the big hand is on the three.'

'And now, the Meeting Marching Band.'

'There goes Finley...turning pro.'

"I used to be a veterinarian."

Just a little heads up!

'ok, who threw that?'

'All those against, raise your hand. All those in favor of ice cream, scream.'

Playing Doctors.

Dexter Flynn, Taxidermy Attorney.

"By the time I was supposed to resume my hockey career, I had discovered ice dancing."

"In this office we work hard and we play hard, Timpkins"

'Sales has challenged us to a snowball fight.'

"I can't decide whether to turn pro first or go directly into rehab."

'You'll find this a fun place to work.'

'And what do you do for a living Gary?' 'I'm a Puppeteer.'

"...I'm available for interview, at your convenience!"

Attorney-at-play

'Good luck with the presentation dear and I still think it would be better without the hat.'

I see from this you were very good at organising office parties.

"Race you to the spleen!"

"Why can't you ever be serious?"

'You dropped the ball. You're being paid to throw it.'