Fun-loving Spouse Gifts

"That's a bidet, not a drinking fountain!!"

'Have you seen my husband? I left him by the lobster tank a few minutes ago!'

"I don't think this is the answer, Harold."

"I told you I don't want to play tonight!"

"Look Mommy, hat!"

Child laughs while making farting sound under arm. Dad says, 'Isn't it nice when they find something they're good at?

Two priests share a laugh outside a confessional booth

'That'll be four twenty for the beers and sixty quid for the Xmas decorations.'

Mixed Doubles.

"Careful with that - the wife made it at pottery class."

"Can I have another sausage Dad?"

Holding hands

"As an avid red wine drinker, I can say, with certainty, that the notion that drinking clarity impares claret is false!"

'I'm telling you Fred, this can of silver paint is going to improve your love-life!...'

Advanced footsie

Kangaroo - Mum dropping her ice-cream on Joey's head.

'I'm told you've been born again, again and again. . . ?'

Your spirit animal is a balloon poodle? My spirit animal is a balloon poodle!

"I'm so glad we enjoy the same style foreplay."

"I brought you a wig because you said you like long hair."

'Al, that hopeless romantic, sends me love letters written in wine. I just wish he'd use red instead of white.'

Jeff's Smorgasbord

true love.

How to spot the infrequent Mass attendees.

"Wifey! Wifey! I've found the fountain of youth!"

How's my sermon. . .

"Isn't us talking about how I would never take a ballroom dancing class an activity we're doing together?"

“Hands, Rachel. Clap your hands. Why on earth would I say, ‘If you’re happy and you know it, slap Sam’?”

'I'm sorry, Louis. I should have warned you that I installed a speed bump in front of the refrigerator.'

'You certainly went to town growing all that lettuce so I've dressed for dinner.'

"Milk does a body good but champagne does it better!"

“Look! We’re on the naked cam!”

Frank, this is carrying safe sex too far.

"I love the way these safari trips bring out the animal in you, darling."

You are simply the Greatest